Opening a yoghurt

[cleanbluesky]

I just opened a yoghurt and got it all down me, now I'm all sticky. I think its so stupid of me that I can't even open a yoghurt...

Anyone else had similar mishaps when opening things?

[Gnat]

mullerlight yoghurts always spray a bit out when i open them.

I open them over the sink now, and open it facing away fro me :D

[Belmit]

I'm all sticky.

You are Butters.

My mum opened one of those UHT milk things on a plane once, and sprayed it all over the bodybuilder sat next to her. Ruined a perfectly lovely pair of multicoloured stretchy nylon workout bottoms.

[penski]

I have trouble eating from a spoon without getting whatever it is all over my face/beard/tache/top...That said, I just managed a (scrummy) Boots Shapers Blackcurrant Granola yoghurt with only a minor mishap.

*n

[ctj]

I thought you had just broken your foot? You didn't mention motor neurone disease?

[Pheebs]

Yeh. Everytime I open a cake box... it goes everywhere. Especially on my face. They've like got some pheebs-gravitational field around them or something.

It's such a bummer ending up with a cake covered face.

[bledd.]

everytime my girlfriend opens a chocolate bar, she manages to split it right down the middle of the wrapper, then leaves it half eaten above the glove box, nice!

[Piggymon]

My yoghurt attacked me when I opened it yesterday :(

[SidewinderINC]

Yeah, I opened a bottle of beer and sliced my hand open once. that was a disaster nearly involving a trip to the hospital :(

[Tak]

The cut from the end of the potato peeler I did at cp has only just healed :o where it was on my palm it kept opening up again :(

[SidewinderINC]

The cut from the end of the potato peeler I did at cp has only just healed :o where it was on my palm it kept opening up again :(

you plum :p

Only you could get an injury from opening potatoes :p

[Tak]

you plum :p

Only you could get an injury from opening potatoes :p

Oh http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/Takhisis_uk/Smilies/pbbbtt.gif






(if it was the peeling bit it wouldn't have been so bad - I'm just not sure how I managed to get an inch long cut from the blunt end on a part of my hand that was protected by potato :/ )

[Belmit]

I was bitten by a coconut once. Was holding it steady on the floor with one hand and walloped it with a ballpane hammer; it cracked open ever so slightly under my thumb and closed again. Had a blood blister for weeks.

[iCraig]

"One day, you'll be able to open a yoghurt that you can have a chat with"

- Karl Pilkington.

[-J-]

I once put money in the golf ball machine at a driving range but had forgot to put the basket in front of the bit the balls come out of

cue 100 gold balls bouncing about the lobby into other peoples booths

oh how embarrassing :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o


it was my first and last time at a driving range

[Piggymon]

LOL ! ;D

[Snuggle Ferret]

First day of secondary school; brand new skirt, blazer, shirt, tie. All down the front of all of them :-)

[vix]

I once looked at my watch whilst holding an open, full can of coke :/ Poured it all over me :(

[Blighter]

I once looked at my watch whilst holding an open, full can of coke :/ Poured it all over me :(

LOL :D