spec me...

[luke]

the strongest weed killer know to man :)

i need to kill all the weeds and the 3ft high grass in my back garden, what shall i use

:D

[Mark]

Sounds like an excuse to do a bit of Brainiac gardening to me. So... Thermite. :p

Hopefully someone else with have a more sensible answer. :)

[luke]

Sounds like an excuse to do a bit of Brainiac gardening to me. So... Thermite. :p

Hopefully someone else with have a more sensible answer. :)

*fires up google*

[Fayshun]

Agent Orange?

[Fayshun]

Failing that, Sodium Chlorate.

[cheets]

I thought you cultivated your garden or did you just strim the grass and weeds away :D

[luke]

I thought you cultivated your garden or did you just strim the grass and weeds away :D

i just stimmed the hell out of it.... in april or june

its 3ft high again and full of dog s***

:/

[phykell]

the strongest weed killer know to man :)

i need to kill all the weeds and the 3ft high grass in my back garden, what shall i use

:D
Just cover it with a tarp or opaque ground liner. Give it some time and it will all die off.

[Tak]

bonfire night is coming up...

[luke]

Just cover it with a tarp or opaque ground liner. Give it some time and it will all die off.

yes i thought that and i have the said weed proof ground sheet but, the old builder i work for reckons the grass will just go yellow and keep growing at a slower rate

[leowyatt]

Why don't you just keep on top of the grass ;)

[Pheebs]

Napalm!

[luke]

Why don't you just keep on top of the grass ;)

erm.... because im a useless lazy c***, that prefers to drink beer and waste my life away on the internet :D

[leowyatt]

erm.... because im a useless lazy c***, that prefers to drink beer and waste my life away on the internet :D

well quit fecking moaning about the grass then!!! :p

you shouldn't even be looking out of windows ;D

[phykell]

yes i thought that and i have the said weed proof ground sheet but, the old builder i work for reckons the grass will just go yellow and keep growing at a slower rate
Zero light will kill grass and just about anything else too. Weedkiller's nasty, expecially if you want to grow anything afterwards and I wouldn't use it if there's any chance you want to grow some veg for example, not that you're really the veg growing type of course ;)

[luke]

Zero light will kill grass and just about anything else too. Weedkiller's nasty, expecially if you want to grow anything afterwards and I wouldn't use it if there's any chance you want to grow some veg for example, not that you're really the veg growing type of course ;)

well, im gonna just sheet it off and stone it up with some 20 mm gravel or similar, lazy, no maintenance, for the win

i read on a google search that jeyes fluid watered down will kill the lot :D

but its bad for cats .... ah well ;)

[phykell]

well, im gonna just sheet it off and stone it up with some 20 mm gravel or similar, lazy, no maintenance, for the win

i read on a google search that jeyes fluid watered down will kill the lot :D

but its bad for cats .... ah well ;)
Jeyes will work too - I use it for my driveway but putting into your soil can't be good - definitely try the sheeting first if you've got it anyway.

Jeyes fluid is bad for dogs too.

[luke]

Jeyes will work too - I use it for my driveway but putting into your soil can't be good - definitely try the sheeting first if you've got it anyway.

Jeyes fluid is bad for dogs too.

it is bad for animals that absorb water threw there feet, so i presume dogs and cats are the same in this respect ?

[phykell]

it is bad for animals that absorb water threw there feet, so i presume dogs and cats are the same in this respect ?
I don't know really :confused:

It doesn't sound nice stuff to put into the ground though.

[luke]

I don't know really :confused:

It doesn't sound nice stuff to put into the ground though.

i know, mwahahahahahahah .....

[Jonny69]

Failing that, Sodium Chlorate.
And sugar. 50/50 mix. A bit like thermite but a LOT easier to light ;)

[Darrin]

Straight petrol works wonders. Just use generous amounts of "No Smoking" signs.

[phykell]

i know, mwahahahahahahah .....
Not really an animal lover are you?

[Dymetrie]

Mix pure orange juice with equal parts of petrol (4 star by preference), enjoy your napalm :D

[luke]

Not really an animal lover are you?

it was a joke

but tbh i have told you before of my dislike for cats, although i couldn't willingly harm one

[phykell]

it was a joke but tbh i have told you before of my dislike for cats, although i couldn't willingly harm one
Well even I can't argue with that :)

I've got another idea anyway - how about a goat? That's the eco-friendly way ;)

[luke]

Well even I can't argue with that :)

I've got another idea anyway - how about a goat? That's the eco-friendly way ;)

does a goat also eat the dog sh1t tho ?

[phykell]

does a goat also eat the dog sh1t tho ?
No, but it will eat around the dog dirt so you can easily find it and dispose of it :)

Lots of little grass-encircled piles of dog-dirt...

Of course, if the goat eats a load of grass, you then end up with a load of manure.

[JUMPURS]

Why you wanna kill blighter??

Sorry dude :p