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http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14734#videos
Would any of you lads try that? looks scary :shocked: lol
I'm not clicking on that till I get home ;)
Ummm.. I'll pass on that 'pleasure' thanks ;D
LOL don't you think its a bit ummm mechanical (if thats the right word) looking?
Reminds me of the MRI machines for some reason lol
i've never really got the attraction of a ****ing tube tbh.
i can understand fully the female counterparts, and many other male sex toys, but not so much that type.
leowyatt
04-11-2008, 08:49
Funnily enough Kitten and I were looking at that the other week. My philosophy is try anything once you never know you might like it.
Personally I'd give it a try, just a shame there are only so many uses you can get out of it :(
EDIT: Karbon you might not see the point but it certainly gets good reviews :) They do make "single" use ones which are around a tenner.
I see the point to it but it just looks kinda scary lol, like I said it reminds me of the MRI machines.
I thought the idea of the inside of it is a good idea but the outside is bit too gadget like.
I guess thats ok for men as men seem to get excited about gadgets as it is :p
leowyatt
04-11-2008, 09:49
I don't see how it is scary though :/ There is nothing to the outside :p a couple of expansion holes for the rubber and that is it :) Looks like good fun to me ;D
I'd paint a robot face on the front and give it a good bashing ;D
leowyatt
04-11-2008, 10:27
I'd paint a robot face on the front and give it a good bashing ;D
good lad ;D
I'd paint a robot face on the front and give it a good bashing ;D
Ahahahaha! You rock!
lol!
That's not scary!!! I mean! Girlies!! Have you not seen some of the things us ladies have as toys!! I mean look at any rabbits! Like like... the platinum...
Linky to the platinum!! (http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!10201||et!letc~ev!10202| |_40151_-1_10201_55671_10001_)
I mean - look at it!! Non moving it looks like some kind of robocop attachment - let alone when you have the thing turned on!!
Boys are allowed toys too :) :p
But then I am used to dealing with such toys with my Ann Summers rep stuff behind me :)
I'm not saying boys aren't allowed toys :)
To me it looks kinda scary as it really looks like a machine I just imagine it shredding or tanning for some reason lol
Oh and yes Pheebs the platinum does look scary lol
All this **** is blocked at work. Who can I complain to about being denied access to things that might outrage and shock me? The BBC maybe? Make porn work on my computer!
Piggymon
04-11-2008, 13:34
I'd paint a robot face on the front and give it a good bashing ;D
:confused:
Pumpkinstew
04-11-2008, 14:18
All this **** is blocked at work. Who can I complain to about being denied access to things that might outrage and shock me? The BBC maybe? Make porn work on my computer!
Dear Daily Mail,
I am writing to express my outrage at being blocked access to material that has the potential to outrage and shock me, which I may then bring to your attention by means of a similarly outrage induced missive.
I'm sure that prisoners, immigrants, asylum seekers, dole dodgers, single mothers, ethnic minorities and the like are all quite happily accessing this material by means of their government (ie MY taxes!) subsidised high speed connections so why must I be required to request access from someone in 'Authority'.
IT support? Just one more faction of society it is neccessary for me personally to support it seems. String 'em up, or send them home.
Your's Outragedly,
Belmit
PS. The irony of a conservative like myself being angered by a lack of liberal freedom is, of course, completely lost on me.
That do you?:evil:
Wait, I didn't write that... but my name is on it. Identity theft!
lol!
Linky to the platinum!! (http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!10201||et!letc~ev!10202| |_40151_-1_10201_55671_10001_)
it's sticking 2 fingers up at me :shocked:
Metalface Mark
04-11-2008, 15:24
I think in the interest of a full and frank discussion, that I order one of these to test out.
leowyatt
04-11-2008, 15:26
Go for it Mark, keep us posted :)
Paint a robot face on it and add some googly eyes.
Metalface Mark
04-11-2008, 17:25
Paint a robot face on it and add some googly eyes.
No, i like the fact it looks different from my wife, its one of the appeals :D
Crisp packet. Minced beef. Elastic band. Job done.
No, i like the fact it looks different from my wife, its one of the appeals :D
ROFFLE!
HahahahahahaHAHAhahAHahahaha! ;D ;D
And iCraig - EWWwWMOnster!!
Ooh if you are serious and you do get one metalface mark give us a review please :)
I would be interested to know how good it is, not sure why as its for men but still I want to know lol
leowyatt
04-11-2008, 20:18
You do know there are reviews on the site? ;D
Matblack
04-11-2008, 20:18
No, i like the fact it looks different from my wife, its one of the appeals :D
Does she have Googly eyes then?
MB
You do know there are reviews on the site? ;D
Yeah but Lom trusts Mark more ;)
No chance, not when I have a plethora of combinations of hands, vagina, boobs and lips as an alternative ;)
I'll try anything once, but the fleshlight looks more interesting....
You do know there are reviews on the site? ;D
Yes I know but its better and will add a bit of humour if mark posts his review :p lol
I'll try anything once, but the fleshlight looks more interesting....
That one was ok as it kinda looked a bit real :p lol
Von Smallhausen
04-11-2008, 21:46
I might get a Tenga Flip Hole Maturbator.
It is the ultimate lazy bastard's accoutrement.
lol!
That's not scary!!! I mean! Girlies!! Have you not seen some of the things us ladies have as toys!! I mean look at any rabbits! Like like... the platinum...
Linky to the platinum!! (http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!10201||et!letc~ev!10202| |_40151_-1_10201_55671_10001_)
I mean - look at it!! Non moving it looks like some kind of robocop attachment - let alone when you have the thing turned on!!
Boys are allowed toys too :) :p
But then I am used to dealing with such toys with my Ann Summers rep stuff behind me :)
They DO look scary!!
Someone bought me one of those, and When i saw it, I thought it looked liek it was made out of bits of a grater, and was too scared to take it out of the box ;D
Metalface Mark
04-11-2008, 22:40
Does she have Googly eyes then?
MB
Thats not for me to say, what do you think?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/62926579_c7919ba43f.jpg
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5537/wfrr0864rf8.jpg
Metalface Mark
05-11-2008, 00:37
How great does this look? It looks happy !
http://images.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/700/892.jpg
LOL :D smiley happy fleshlight :p
They DO look scary!!
Someone bought me one of those, was too scared to take it out of the box ;D
must resist from replying ;D
Well that picture has made it not just *maybe* NSFW (which I didn't think it was before) but *really* NSFW
Metalface Mark
05-11-2008, 09:25
Nah, its a happy torch, its just a set of lips on the end of a torch, im not sure i would want it in the house with me though, let alone wrap it round my johnson.
must resist from replying ;D
yes. do resist.
;D
semi-pro waster
05-11-2008, 22:37
They do make "single" use ones which are around a tenner.
Bloody hell, that's an expensive posh ****. I'm sure you can get ladies of the night cheaper than that in some less salubrious areas.
Personally I think I'd give the Tenga Flip Hole a miss, and oddly I've just noticed if you reverse the first six letters you get a "fag net". I've no idea what that means but I can't imagine it is good for the soul.
Anyone else see the resemblence?
How great does this look? It looks happy !
http://images.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/700/892.jpg
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff98/XLVmok/55173-lolwut.jpg
I'll have a Lia19 Fleshlight in my mitts tomorrow :cool:
http://ocukroguesgallery.com/feek/temp/Lia-20090729-184721.png
I'll be available to answer questions sometime on Friday!
omg - are you serious?! lol! :D :D
Of course! I showed it to Mrs. Feek and she approved and in fact she suggested it be a christmas present but I didn't want to wait that long. Girls have their toys, no reason why a boy shouldn't have a toy. It's all good harmless fun!
Matblack
29-07-2009, 19:02
http://static.fleshlightgirls.com/images/products/medium_641.jpg
He got it for this
MB
I wonder if Feek's fleshlight will last longer than Stan's one did.
I never saw the original device first time round thanks to overzealous fascist internet police at work, but now I have I might get one for the coffee table. People can try and guess what it is, or just dip vegetable sticks in to get at the guacamole.
Oh yes, I'd forgotten that Stan managed to break a plastic flange - I hope it wasn't one of these.
TinkerBell
29-07-2009, 20:36
I really really wish I hadn't opened this thread now.
/Runs away from the thread screaming inside.
i don't know how i missed this thread the first around :eek:
What on EARTH will you say if one of the Feeklings finds it?? :huh::shocked:;D;D
I agree, Most girls have atleast one toy so why can't the boys eh?
Have fun Feek lol
True, but it just seems odd to me.
Not for me I must say.
True, but it just seems odd to me.
Not for me I must say.
Faysh feels the same.
Looks like they had to hire Robocop for the second video demonstration... which I must say is eerily over-produced for advertising a device that is essentially a contemporary looking vase you **** into.
a device that is essentially a contemporary looking vase you **** into.
ROFL ;D
Sure, I'll bring it over next time I head your way.
(I was going to say 'next time I come' but I thought that might be taken in the wrong context ;D)
I bought Leo something similar - nowt wong with it in my opinion. :) also bought him the BIG book of breasts to go with it :p keep him occupied when I'm not around :D
leowyatt
30-07-2009, 11:33
The one I have is great :) Hope you have lots of fun with yours feek :)
I'd have to have the mouth one cos if I ended up with the pussy one I'd just want to eat it ;D
leowyatt
30-07-2009, 12:30
taste a bit rubbery wouldn't it? rather chewy :p
I reckon the mouth one looks like Little Shop of Horrors!
Dymetrie
30-07-2009, 14:22
SEYMOUR??
Audrey Two, n00bling :p
Audrey Two, n00bling :p
Ermm....noob yourself. That's her line 'Feed me, SEYMOUR'.
It only takes the first 6 and a half inches?!? Meh. I don't want half my winkie getting cold if I did use one, although it does look like fun.
Treefrog
31-07-2009, 20:51
It only takes the first 6 and a half inches?!? Meh. I don't want half my winkie getting cold if I did use one, although it does look like fun.
Damn! I suppose it's sized for the home market rather than the UK market :(
The Fleshlight is 9 inches long.
The Fleshlight is 9 inches long.
So what do you do with the 6 inches of headroom it gives you?
Oh.
My.
Word.
;D
Lom, can I have one?
;D
Lom, can I have one?
;D
Only if I get something new too ;D
Only if I get something new too ;D
You have plenty... ;)
You have plenty... ;)
A girl can never have too many................ oh thats shoes!!! ;D
I'm not the only person who ordered one of these, a guy in my department at work did as well. We extolled the virtues of it and our post boy ordered one on Friday.
However something strange happened with his order and he had 21 of them delivered and was charged £1,100!
Von Smallhausen
03-08-2009, 18:55
Is that Grandad presenting it putting on an accent ?
Also, why buy a machine to burp one's worm when one has two good hands and there are numerous ladies out there ?
One thing worth mentioning here, Mrs. Feek has quite bad arthritis these days so her grip isn't anywhere near as tight/firm as it used to be, this is not just for solo use :)
Oh.
My.
Word.
;D
AARRGH! What a thought I don't want to think about ;D
One thing worth mentioning here, Mrs. Feek has quite bad arthritis these days so her grip isn't anywhere near as tight/firm as it used to be, this is not just for solo use :)
AARRGH! What a thought I don't want to think about ;D
Where's the damn 'Un-read' button on this forum?
Where's the damn 'Un-read' button on this forum?
On the shelf with the mind bleach.
Flibster
04-08-2009, 11:34
On the shelf with the mind bleach.
Is that next to the Mental Floss?
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