View Full Version : Thank God he'll be gone soon!
Matblack
07-11-2008, 12:45
Aitch sent me this, I thought I would share it
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush
"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush
"We have a firm commitment to NATO; we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush
"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush
“The trouble with the French…is they’ve no word for ‘entrepreneur’ ”
- George W. Bush
MB
leowyatt
07-11-2008, 12:51
Haha the man is an idiot!! At last they'll have someone who when they open their mouth the entire country doesn't groan and bury their heads in their hands :p
I think people rip him too much. Yeah he aint, a good orator like your Clinton [the man, not the woman]. Barack Obama et al. Surely there must be something good for him to be voted by the American public into power?
As for me, the only word he says that crack me up is "Nuclear" He tends to say Nu-ku-lar - when talking about Nuclear weapon.
Are those genuine quotes?
leowyatt
07-11-2008, 13:15
Surely there must be something good for him to be voted by the American public into power?
Was he voted in the first time?? :huh:
Admiral Huddy
07-11-2008, 13:20
Tyson for president!!
Are those genuine quotes?
I believe there is a video compilation of some his quotes somewhere on the web. It is from on of those youtube like sites.
;D ;D Needed a good giggle ;D ;D
semi-pro waster
07-11-2008, 13:55
Are those genuine quotes?
Most of them, yep. Take it from the Horse's mouth (http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2001/03/20010330-1.html) as he admits to a good few of them, including the (in)famous "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?".
Was he voted in the first time?? :huh:
Apparently it helps if your brother is the Govenor of Florida. Allegidly.
Apparently it helps if your brother is the Govenor of Florida. Allegidly.
Ohhh nooo surely not! ;)
That guy's a tool and has done nothing for the US or international relations. Good riddance.
This has been doing the rounds as well:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! The chicken needed change! CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road...
SARAH PALIN: BECAUSE, PRAISE JESUS, I WAS GONNA SHOOT HIS SORRY LIBERAL ASS OFF FOR BLOCKING MY VIEW OF RUSSIA!
H ILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of crossing?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmers Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die, in the rain, alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
Marmoset
07-11-2008, 16:49
;D
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CnimqqWcqQU
leowyatt
07-11-2008, 16:54
My favourite is "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we"
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ;D
Greenlizard0
07-11-2008, 18:36
I've always thought the man liked to appear dumb (G W Bush) in terms of what he did. A very intelligent seeming man is quite something else..
SidewinderINC
07-11-2008, 18:47
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The last one reminded me of this :p
;D
I've seen him play this live, and the audience laughed so much!
Flibster
08-11-2008, 01:15
My favourite....
This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.
Crusade? Really? F'kin idiot!
My favourite....
Crusade? Really? F'kin idiot!
That comment lead many to believe that they have a good reason to fight jihad against the west. Iirc, he later retracted that statement.
we can only hope things improve from here:-P
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