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We went to walk our puppy dawg tonight and upon locking up the front door, turn to see our over the road neighbours teenage son knocking one out infront of his frosted bathroom window!
I was like OMG!!!!! And in complete shock!!!
You couldn't see his bits but he was blatently leaning on a side and his arm was going nuts!!!
Picky said he could have been cleaning the bathroom tap!!
But seriously! OMG!!! How could he not realise that, despite having frosted windows, at night, with the light on in the bathroom, EVERYONE can see you!!
I think we should go tell him. Could you imagine if he decided to do that one evening and his parents pulled into the driveway to witness it?!?!? How horrifying!!
Seriously! OMG!!!!
hehehehe thats priceless, why would he be cleaning the tap picky? he's a teenager they DON'T DO cleaning :p
leowyatt
07-11-2008, 20:37
It's only fair you 2 return the favour ;)
Kell_ee001
07-11-2008, 20:38
;D
Haha ! Leave him alone, it's only teenage boy doing what teenage boy does !
I really think he would rather get busted by his parents than his neighbour !
SidewinderINC
07-11-2008, 21:09
hahahaha, classic :p
I've done it many a time tbh ;)
Haha! I'm doing it right now!
Fine multitasking Belmit! Both hands a blur!
Piggymon
07-11-2008, 21:40
Both hands ?? good lord ;D
Multi-tasking piggy, one is posting on the forum!! What DID you think I meant?? *horrified* ;)
How could he not realise that, despite having frosted windows, at night, with the light on in the bathroom, EVERYONE can see you!!
Maybe he does realise and is just an exhibitionist.
LeperousDust
07-11-2008, 23:07
Take a picture next time and send it to him, he won't do it again, and by that i mean probably ever be able to get it up ;D :p
I might try that in our bathroom :D
I might try that in our bathroom :D
I just have, it was ace!!
Did anybody outside see you?
Did anybody outside see you?
Dunno, did any of your neighbours say anything?
Greenlizard0
08-11-2008, 02:29
Take a picture next time and send it to him, he won't do it again, and by that i mean probably ever be able to get it up ;D :p
That's brilliant. You should send it to him anonymously.
I just have, it was ace!!
wow I didn't see you go upstairs :p
wow I didn't see you go upstairs :p
Read the thread again, I went to Desmos Bathroom!!
I just have, it was ace!!
Read the thread again, I went to Desmos Bathroom!!
OMG you went all that way without a car and back again without me seeing? did you fly?
Pumpkinstew
08-11-2008, 09:32
I think we should go tell him.
You could.
Or you could stake the window out with a camera and become Youtube legends.
Marmoset
09-11-2008, 02:17
Picky said he could have been cleaning the bathroom tap!!
I don't even know who Picky is but that made me LOL. :evil: ;D
SidewinderINC
09-11-2008, 10:57
You could.
Or you could stake the window out with a camera and become Youtube legends.
DO THIS
Viz Top Tips taught me not to do this.
LOL!
Well... you're going to love me you big bunch of perves! I did actually take a short video clip on my phone to show as proof of me not being insane and imagining things!!
However, he's just a silhoette in the window and the only way you know he's doing anything is by my high pitched voice saying "Oh my GOD! That's our neighbour!! HE's jacking off infront of the window!! I can't believe it! No way!!"
Realised after though that me doing this could make me look like some perve and so I didn't post it :p
You should wait until you know he's in the house on his own and then knock on the door to let him know. He's a teenager, you're an attractive girl, he'll be a bit embarrassed but you can guarantee that he'll be thinking about the fact that a pretty lady could be watching when he next whacks one out ;D
SidewinderINC
09-11-2008, 12:19
You should wait until you know he's in the house on his own and then knock on the door to let him know. He's a teenager, you're an attractive girl, he'll be a bit embarrassed but you can guarantee that he'll be thinking about the fact that a pretty lady could be watching when he next whacks one out ;D
It'd help me on my merry way :p
I have been thinking I should send an annoymous letter to them saying "please could you let everyone in your household know that even with obscured glass, at night, when lights are on, you can see pretty much everything!"
But then... what if they think it's from a stalker!!! I think now... it's happened probably on 3 or 4 occassions where Picky and I have seen the neighbours just walking around in the nuddy in their bathroom/bedroom! It's kind of unmissable - the windows are HUGE and they're directly opposite us - nothing in the way at all! The instance you walk out the front door at night/pop in to the spare room to get a towel from the cupboard - you can see everything they're doing!!
Pickys an egit though - we tend not to close the door when we go for a wee. The toilet is on the landing opposite our study. If we leave the study door and blinds open in the study - at night you can see all the way across to their house (I think... you can see their tv too from the toilet.... it's HUGE). Picky thought in his head that they wouldn't be able to see him if he sat their on the loo taking a poop with the light on!! Silly boy!
God knows how many times they've seen him on the loo! Maybe they're repaying us with a light seen back!
I think other than the whole jacking off situation, the other major shocker was when our neighbour went to his bedroom window completely starkers and *reached* up to pull the curtains shut!! There were pubes and everyfink!! :shocked:
And to think - if we've managed to see these things on odd occassions when we're not exactly looking... think how many times people have seen them in the nuddy when walking past/out and about!! And the neighbour to the right of us is a curtain twitcher old bat - she probably loves it!
OMG how terrifying for them to possibly have this wrinkly old fuddy duddy grumpy bums looking at them nekkid!!!
:shocked:
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