Stop Thief ....

[Von Smallhausen]

Yesterday, I was down the town doing a bit shopping and due to the cold weather I was wearing a long trench coat.

I got followed by security in every bastard shop I went in ........

My wry smile may have come across as being a piss take but I assure you it wasn't. :D

[Mark]

I do hope you didn't go in M&S.

link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7699942.stm) - RIP :(

[Von Smallhausen]

Cheers Mark, that's very reassuring.

:D

[Desmo]

Did you act all shifty? Picking up random items whilst looking into the CCTV cameras :D

[Von Smallhausen]

Incidentally, does anyone want to buy a 360 and some Wii games ?

[Wellington]

want a wii and wii fit... maybe on your next shopping trip? :D

[Stan_Lite]

Next time you're "shopping" in the Metro Centre, if you could nip into a certain drinks emporium with your 'Coat of many Pockets™'..............

I was shopping with my sister once and we went into a shop which was empty of customers. There were two staff, one on the till and one stacking shelves/wandering about. After a few minutes we noticed the floor walker was rather blatantly following us, so with a knowing nod, we split up. The would be detective had to choose and ended up following me (must look dodgier than my sis :(). Now and again, we would meet up for a while and then separate again. The poor shop person must have been torn as to which one to follow each time. We got bored after a while and walked out of the shop without making a purchase :D Childish but fun.

[lostkat]

I do hope you didn't go in M&S.

link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7699942.stm) - RIP :(
What a charming story