Sods Law

Pebs · 29-08-2007, 12:42

I hate sods law. It smells.

I was in tescos last night with the kids at 7pm. Noone had had any dinner, I was feeling like poo and looked like a bag lady with birds nest hair and big black bags under my eyes, I was stressed out with the kids (why can't kids just walk, in a straight line? WHy do they have to dance and jump and squeal and spin and act like chimpanzees?). I had a basket full of pizzas and a ready meal for me and I literally walked into my personal trainer who I havent been to for a couple of weeks now (and it shows!) She was, of course, looking fabulous. There isnt any way to hide pizzas and a cottage pie under a box of tampons and a malt loaf. I know, I tried.

Treefrog · 29-08-2007, 12:57

Awww, Pebs *huggles*

I was chatting up a drop dead gorgeous brunette at a party once and (don't ask me how) talking how specific the AIDS virus is and how I thought it was likely to have been engineered. Then she told me she was doing post-grad work in Genetics at Brunel Uni.

D'oh!

Nutcase · 29-08-2007, 21:18

Was at thorpe park today (yay!) with my friend who's a personal trainer. Watched her eat an entire large whopper meal.

Hope that makes you feel better? Ok, maybe not the I was at TP bit...

Roberta · 29-08-2007, 23:29

When I'm in the all you can eat chinese and see one of my clients..."You ain't seen me, right?"

*taps nose*

29-08-2007, 12:42	#1
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	Sods Law I hate sods law. It smells. I was in tescos last night with the kids at 7pm. Noone had had any dinner, I was feeling like poo and looked like a bag lady with birds nest hair and big black bags under my eyes, I was stressed out with the kids (why can't kids just walk, in a straight line? WHy do they have to dance and jump and squeal and spin and act like chimpanzees?). I had a basket full of pizzas and a ready meal for me and I literally walked into my personal trainer who I havent been to for a couple of weeks now (and it shows!) She was, of course, looking fabulous. There isnt any way to hide pizzas and a cottage pie under a box of tampons and a malt loaf. I know, I tried. __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

29-08-2007, 12:57	#2
Treefrog Survivor Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Chell Heath, Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 1,761	Awww, Pebs huggles I was chatting up a drop dead gorgeous brunette at a party once and (don't ask me how) talking how specific the AIDS virus is and how I thought it was likely to have been engineered. Then she told me she was doing post-grad work in Genetics at Brunel Uni. D'oh! __________________ Commit random kindness and senseless acts of beauty

29-08-2007, 23:29	#4
Roberta Pole Model Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,986	When I'm in the all you can eat chinese and see one of my clients..."You ain't seen me, right?" taps nose __________________ I fell out of favour with Heaven somewhere, and I'm here for the hell of it now...

29-08-2007, 21:18	#3
Nutcase Moonshine Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chelmsford, innit! Posts: 3,979	Was at thorpe park today (yay!) with my friend who's a personal trainer. Watched her eat an entire large whopper meal. Hope that makes you feel better? Ok, maybe not the I was at TP bit...