Quote for the day thread.

Darrin · 24-09-2007, 21:29

I thought we'd start a "quote of the day" thread here.

I'll get things started with Will in mind.....

"If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving's not for you."

Dymetrie · 24-09-2007, 21:36

Well I'll add in my usual quote....

"It is necessary to resign from the human race....
....With a forged signature of course."

I find it covers most things

Belmit · 24-09-2007, 21:38

My favourite:

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

Will · 24-09-2007, 21:43

"The more I'm cynical, the more I'm right"

Kell_ee001 · 24-09-2007, 22:11

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

Wryel · 24-09-2007, 22:37

"How 'bout a nice cup of shut the f*** up?"

SidewinderINC · 24-09-2007, 22:39

"Life is like a cigarette, just one drag after another"

Wellington · 24-09-2007, 22:51

Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privelage (Joseph Stalin)

semi-pro waster · 24-09-2007, 23:45

Nothing against our fine American members, I just happened to come across a few rather amusing quotes as I was going through my shortlist. I could just as easily do it on almost any subject, these happened to be grouped nicely though.

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between". - Oscar Wilde
"Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half". - Gore Vidal
"The Americans will always do the right thing... After they've exhausted all the alternatives". - Winston Churchill

Stan_Lite · 25-09-2007, 06:45

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards. Vernon Sanders Law.

24-09-2007, 21:29	#1
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	Quote for the day thread. I thought we'd start a "quote of the day" thread here. I'll get things started with Will in mind..... "If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving's not for you." __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".

24-09-2007, 21:36	#2
Dymetrie A large glass of Merlot Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber Posts: 5,819	Well I'll add in my usual quote.... "It is necessary to resign from the human race.... ....With a forged signature of course." I find it covers most things __________________ Khef, Ka and Ka-Tet....

24-09-2007, 21:38	#3
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	My favourite: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." __________________

24-09-2007, 21:43	#4
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	"The more I'm cynical, the more I'm right" __________________ *No No!*

24-09-2007, 22:11	#5
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." __________________

24-09-2007, 22:37	#6
Wryel Absinthe Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,148	"How 'bout a nice cup of shut the f* up?**"

24-09-2007, 22:39	#7
SidewinderINC Joey Tempest Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gravesend. Posts: 2,751	"Life is like a cigarette, just one drag after another" __________________ No Sig.

24-09-2007, 22:51	#8
Wellington Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cranham, Upminster, Essex Posts: 293	Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privelage (Joseph Stalin) __________________

24-09-2007, 23:45	#9
semi-pro waster Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: London Posts: 2,615	Nothing against our fine American members, I just happened to come across a few rather amusing quotes as I was going through my shortlist. I could just as easily do it on almost any subject, these happened to be grouped nicely though. "America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between". - Oscar Wilde "Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half". - Gore Vidal "The Americans will always do the right thing... After they've exhausted all the alternatives". - Winston Churchill __________________ "Your friend is the man that knows all about you, and still likes you." - Elbert Hubbard

25-09-2007, 06:45	#10
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards. Vernon Sanders Law. __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...