Lopez.

Feek · 04-09-2007, 10:37

Is a God.

That is all.

Goose · 04-09-2007, 10:48

Do we have to sacrifice people to keep him happy? Can I blame poor crop on him?

Daz · 04-09-2007, 10:49

Why does he allow bad things to happen and then people tell me he loves me?

Fayshun · 04-09-2007, 10:50

Does this mean I have to confess to him?

:eep:

Dymetrie · 04-09-2007, 10:51

/me is an atheist

Does this mean that Lopez doesn't exist to me anymore? That sucks.

Tak · 04-09-2007, 10:59

I'm more inclined to believe in polytheism - does this mean there is more than one Lopez?

Daz · 04-09-2007, 11:00

Do people worship false Lopez's?

Dymetrie · 04-09-2007, 11:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daz

Do people worship false Lopez's?

And would they be stoned to death for doing so?

Stan_Lite · 04-09-2007, 11:20

I'll listen for the call to prayers tonight.

The chant should now be "Lopezhu akbar"

Feek · 04-09-2007, 11:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goose

Can I blame poor crop on him?

If that's the case, is he responsible for the bread price rises?

04-09-2007, 10:37	#1
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	Lopez. Is a God. That is all. __________________

04-09-2007, 10:48	#2
Goose The list is long, but distinguished Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Århus, Denmark Posts: 1,643	Do we have to sacrifice people to keep him happy? Can I blame poor crop on him? __________________

04-09-2007, 10:49	#3
Daz The Stig Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Swad! Posts: 10,713	Why does he allow bad things to happen and then people tell me he loves me? __________________ apt-get moo

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Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	Does this mean I have to confess to him? :eep: __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

04-09-2007, 10:51	#5
Dymetrie A large glass of Merlot Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber Posts: 5,819	/me is an atheist Does this mean that Lopez doesn't exist to me anymore? That sucks. __________________ Khef, Ka and Ka-Tet....

04-09-2007, 10:59	#6
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	I'm more inclined to believe in polytheism - does this mean there is more than one Lopez? __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

04-09-2007, 11:00	#7
Daz The Stig Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Swad! Posts: 10,713	Do people worship false Lopez's? __________________ apt-get moo

04-09-2007, 11:20	#9
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	I'll listen for the call to prayers tonight. The chant should now be "Lopezhu akbar" __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...