Last person alive

Wossi · 09-07-2008, 14:27

Slightly depressing thread ahead.

Imagine you were (possibly) the only person left alive apart from a bunch of vampires just like I am Legend, what would you do?

Me, I'd drive to work as it's the middle of nowhere pretty much, build a big sturdy fence all around it, knock down the houses nearby and fit metal shutters/bars on all the windows for security.
Nip down the road to the local Land Rover garage and grab a couple of them then drive to the local army barracks and see what weapons and ammo I can pilfer.
I'd then transform my works building into somewhere liveable including a fully working gym and cinema room with plenty of cold storage for all the perishable food I can get hold off and for the hell of it, grab a transit van and fill it with whatever I can from Amazon's main warehouse.

There's probably more that would need doing but that's the main lot.

Belmit · 09-07-2008, 14:33

Climb Nelson's Column and fap like mad.

Then something sensible involving a secure bunker, stockpiling food and weaponry, and learning how to fly a 'copter.

BBx · 09-07-2008, 14:46

I don't like thinking about stuff like that - that film gave me nightmares for weeks

BB x

Justsomebloke · 09-07-2008, 14:49

To much to list.

Basically drive down South get a decent Yacht then sale off to somewhere that has Weed plantations.
On the way I'd pick up owt I fancied like some tunes & a decent looking mannequin

Wossi · 09-07-2008, 14:52

Oh I did forget to say I would own the largest collection of porn ever.

Belmit · 09-07-2008, 14:59

If you're the only person alive, one mag would be the largest collection!

Justsomebloke · 09-07-2008, 15:02

And you'd have the Biggest knob in the World an all

Belmit · 09-07-2008, 15:04

The biggest gun but nowt to fire at. 'Tis a bitter irony.

Dee · 09-07-2008, 15:06

I can barely cook for myself, so I would be dead within a week.

Desmo · 09-07-2008, 16:01

I'd drive from town to town, living in the local supermarket. No need to go shopping then

Get some camping equipment and cook where you are. Make sure I've got loads of petrol along with spare jerry cans and away I go, on to the next town. As with most men, I'd fap lots too.

09-07-2008, 14:27	#1
Wossi Absinthe Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the middle Posts: 1,385	Last person alive Slightly depressing thread ahead. Imagine you were (possibly) the only person left alive apart from a bunch of vampires just like I am Legend, what would you do? Me, I'd drive to work as it's the middle of nowhere pretty much, build a big sturdy fence all around it, knock down the houses nearby and fit metal shutters/bars on all the windows for security. Nip down the road to the local Land Rover garage and grab a couple of them then drive to the local army barracks and see what weapons and ammo I can pilfer. I'd then transform my works building into somewhere liveable including a fully working gym and cinema room with plenty of cold storage for all the perishable food I can get hold off and for the hell of it, grab a transit van and fill it with whatever I can from Amazon's main warehouse. There's probably more that would need doing but that's the main lot.

09-07-2008, 14:33	#2
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Climb Nelson's Column and fap like mad. Then something sensible involving a secure bunker, stockpiling food and weaponry, and learning how to fly a 'copter. __________________

09-07-2008, 14:49	#4
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	To much to list. Basically drive down South get a decent Yacht then sale off to somewhere that has Weed plantations. On the way I'd pick up owt I fancied like some tunes & a decent looking mannequin __________________

09-07-2008, 14:59	#6
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	If you're the only person alive, one mag would be the largest collection! __________________

09-07-2008, 15:02	#7
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	And you'd have the Biggest knob in the World an all __________________

09-07-2008, 14:46	#3
BBx Reverse SuBo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Posts: 8,673	I don't like thinking about stuff like that - that film gave me nightmares for weeks BB x

09-07-2008, 14:52	#5
Wossi Absinthe Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the middle Posts: 1,385	Oh I did forget to say I would own the largest collection of porn ever.

09-07-2008, 15:04	#8
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	The biggest gun but nowt to fire at. 'Tis a bitter irony. __________________

09-07-2008, 15:06	#9
Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	I can barely cook for myself, so I would be dead within a week.

09-07-2008, 16:01	#10
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	I'd drive from town to town, living in the local supermarket. No need to go shopping then Get some camping equipment and cook where you are. Make sure I've got loads of petrol along with spare jerry cans and away I go, on to the next town. As with most men, I'd fap lots too. __________________