Fantastic email...

Feek · 30-11-2008, 22:27

I bought a CD and just received this

Quote:

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Sunday, November 30th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

I wonder that if it doesn't turn up in a gold-lined box whether or not I'd have a case against them

Blighter · 30-11-2008, 22:40

They seem a bit desperate

Mark · 30-11-2008, 22:49

Perhaps you should ask them for an environmental impact assessment.

Beansprout · 30-11-2008, 23:35

Awesome

Nicer than this gem I woke up to today because a guy e-mailed with more details about a complex issue at 10pm yesterday (I'd previously told him to email me more info and I'd get back to him) and hadn't had a response by 4am:

Quote:

Not quite sure just what is going on with you guys at the moment? Sometimes I get a reply from the real Seb or Dominic, and sometimes it's a Clone

Anyways: 8 Hours and 12 minutes - and still awaiting a response. If nothing is here when I wake-up next time I will be looking for a new webhosting service - - just like the one yourselves provided before the accountants took over Your Banana Boat!

You want Monkeys? - I seem to have them already

I think I'm a clone now, there's always two of me just hangin' around...

Mark · 01-12-2008, 00:38

I'll see if I can get hold of Rick Deckard. No doubt he'll know what to do about the duplication.

Free smiley for the first person who can identify the named 'person'.

Blighter · 01-12-2008, 01:56

Harrison Ford?

Mark · 01-12-2008, 01:58

Looks like you got it, even if you didn't give the right answer (ambiguous question tbh). Here's your smiley ->

Blighter · 01-12-2008, 02:00

YAYYYY FREE SMILEY

xx

Belmit · 01-12-2008, 13:03

Dear CDBaby.com,

Round up the townsfolk for the Black Parade; I'm returning the CD.

Yours,
Feeky.

30-11-2008, 22:40	#2
Blighter Dubious Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Northampton Posts: 1,571	They seem a bit desperate __________________ Look at your signature, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped writing about other things and made this your signature, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on Boat Drinks, reading the signature your signature could be like. I'm on a computer. My Blog \| More Outdoors \| MSN \| Email \| Call Me

01-12-2008, 01:56	#6
Blighter Dubious Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Northampton Posts: 1,571	Harrison Ford? __________________ Look at your signature, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped writing about other things and made this your signature, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on Boat Drinks, reading the signature your signature could be like. I'm on a computer. My Blog \| More Outdoors \| MSN \| Email \| Call Me

01-12-2008, 02:00	#8
Blighter Dubious Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Northampton Posts: 1,571	YAYYYY FREE SMILEY xx __________________ Look at your signature, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped writing about other things and made this your signature, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on Boat Drinks, reading the signature your signature could be like. I'm on a computer. My Blog \| More Outdoors \| MSN \| Email \| Call Me

01-12-2008, 13:03	#9
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Dear CDBaby.com, Round up the townsfolk for the Black Parade; I'm returning the CD. Yours, Feeky. __________________

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30-11-2008, 22:49	#3
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Perhaps you should ask them for an environmental impact assessment.

01-12-2008, 00:38	#5
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	I'll see if I can get hold of Rick Deckard. No doubt he'll know what to do about the duplication. Free smiley for the first person who can identify the named 'person'.

01-12-2008, 01:58	#7
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Looks like you got it, even if you didn't give the right answer (ambiguous question tbh). Here's your smiley ->