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Yes....I saw tumbleweed | 7 | 33.33% | |
No...I actually weed | 1 | 4.76% | |
No...ban Pebs instead, she started it | 13 | 61.90% | |
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15-01-2009, 04:11 | #1 |
Preparing more tumbleweed
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Mozart from beyond the grave..
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."
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15-01-2009, 08:38 | #2 |
The Last Airbender
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*groan*
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15-01-2009, 09:13 | #3 |
L'Oréal
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Did you get a bad joke book for xmas? |
15-01-2009, 17:47 | #4 |
ex SAS
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He found it in Peb's rubbish bin, these jokes were even too bad for her to use so she threw it away!
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15-01-2009, 09:23 | #5 |
A cat wearing a wet suit
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15-01-2009, 11:53 | #6 |
Vodka Martini
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15-01-2009, 13:58 | #7 |
Deep Throat
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LOL!!
Hahahaha! If you ever get banned for these jokes, please email them to me |
16-01-2009, 00:04 | #8 |
Vodka Martini
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Oh dearie...
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17-01-2009, 01:30 | #9 |
Absinthe
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Gordon Bennett! That was bad. I like it.
Oh and ban Pebs of course. |
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