I Rock, ish.

Von Smallhausen · 15-03-2009, 15:53

Lst night I went on the karaoke while quite hammered and sand a Tom Jones number.

Some lass in the crowd threw her knickers at me.

Desmo · 15-03-2009, 15:59

You sure it wasn't Stan?

Stan_Lite · 15-03-2009, 17:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desmo

You sure it wasn't Stan?

If I could throw my knickers 2,500 miles, I wouldn't be working on an oil rig, I'd be on the telly

I didn't know they had karaoke in retirement homes

Kell_ee001 · 15-03-2009, 17:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigstan

I didn't know they had karaoke in retirement homes

Day pass

Von Smallhausen · 15-03-2009, 16:23

That has well and truly burst my bubble.

Zirax · 15-03-2009, 16:33

Given the average age of the Tom Jones fan you are lucky they didn't throw their teeth

Fayshun · 15-03-2009, 16:43

Kell_ee001 · 15-03-2009, 16:46

Pheebs · 15-03-2009, 19:20

Unky Vonny, you're THE MAN"!

Von Smallhausen · 22-03-2009, 20:37

Apparently the pub in question is a popular haunt for prostitutes.

I fail.

15-03-2009, 15:53	#1
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	I Rock, ish. Lst night I went on the karaoke while quite hammered and sand a Tom Jones number. Some lass in the crowd threw her knickers at me. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

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Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	You sure it wasn't Stan? __________________

15-03-2009, 16:23	#5
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	That has well and truly burst my bubble. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

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Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	__________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

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Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	__________________

15-03-2009, 16:33	#6
Zirax Goes up to 11! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,577	Given the average age of the Tom Jones fan you are lucky they didn't throw their teeth

15-03-2009, 19:20	#9
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Unky Vonny, you're THE MAN"! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

22-03-2009, 20:37	#10
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Apparently the pub in question is a popular haunt for prostitutes. I fail. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

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