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Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
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The most absorbent substance in the known world...
......is Oatibix.
I just put 4 Oatibix biscuits in a bowl and, knowing they soaked up a fair bit of milk, added about 3/4 of a pint of skimmed milk - more than enough, one would think. By the time I got halfway through, I had a foodstuff with the same consisency as mortar. Honestly, you could build houses with the stuff  I would recommend a minumum of 1/4 of a pint of milk per biscuit when eating this stuff (lucky I only buy skimmed milk).
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04-10-2010, 07:31
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I would recommend chucking oatibix in the bin. Tried them once....never again
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04-10-2010, 07:42
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Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
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Not so keen on the full sized ones but the bitesize ones are nice.
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It's a bit like porridge; you can just keep feeding it milk and it keeps soaking it up. I don't think there is a limit
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04-10-2010, 11:43
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That's like Stan and a good single malt
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Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
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Having discovered the most absorbent substance this morning, I have discovered the second hottest substance known to man this afternoon - Wetherspoon's bangers and mash. Good job I had a pint of IPA to hand to keep the blistering on the roof of my mouth to a minimum.
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I'll bite, what's the hottest?
(melted cheese in a toastie, or sausage rolls from the butchers in Connaught Avenue when they're fresh out of the oven?)
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nipples lol (o)(o)
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I was gonna go with Greggs pasties.
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Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
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Both wrong.
McDonald's apple pie filling.
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