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13-10-2010, 21:39
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Rocket Fuel
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They call her, The Crusher
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13-10-2010, 22:39
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Goes up to 11!
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Lol, well thats one talent she has there
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13-10-2010, 22:40
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Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals
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Well that's more than a little bit weird and mildly unpleasant. I'd seen her crushing a few cans before and thought it was slightly unnecessary but harmless enough. Now however I can only think of questions:
What material is her dress made out of? It must be something akin to Superman's lycra to contain such phenomenal power. Does she only ever use one side or does she alternate to exercise each equally? Is there a point where the ligaments holding the breast up will just snap and suddenly it'll bounce off her knee like an errant football - probably destroying her chances of ever walking again? Does she regularly suffer from concussions? If she attacked a trampoline then who'd win? I'm hoping Darwin... Who convinced her that this was ever a good idea? Is there a less attractive use for breasts in the World? If there is I don't need to see it - I'm willing to take your word for it.
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13-10-2010, 22:42
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13-10-2010, 22:51
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Spinky-Spank
Join Date: Jul 2006
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that can't be healthy for her breast tissue.
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14-10-2010, 14:59
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Moonshine
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Nr Liverpewl
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She's basically advertised herself as someone you never ever want to sleep with. That melon, thats your head. I fully expect her to be back next year showing off her vagina shredder.
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14-10-2010, 15:11
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Adrift in the Orca
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13-10-2010, 23:20
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Reverse SuBo
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Location: London
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The video won't load properly for me
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13-10-2010, 23:47
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Screaming Orgasm
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Location: Newbury
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It's probably for the best!
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14-10-2010, 03:42
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Preparing more tumbleweed
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