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Old 17-12-2010, 20:42   #1
Von Smallhausen
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So I went for a soujourn today with little Von and the venerable Stan for a coffee and bit ponce about.

I was wearing a long dark coat, The Edge style hat, leather gloves and an Al Qaeda style shemagh.

Stan was wearing a long dark coat and hat as well.

Guess who got followed by store staff everywhere ?

A 12 gauge under the coat and we could have been extras in a John Woo film.
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Old 18-12-2010, 08:18   #2
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I always look dodgy as f*ck when I'm dressed against the weather.

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Guess who got followed by store staff everywhere ?
I got folowed all round the HMV megastore in Oxford St way back when I was store security, I whispered to the store detective "I'm on your side mate"
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Old 18-12-2010, 19:29   #3
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Black coat zipped up over face, black gloves and a stuffed black gym bag carried around like in Falling Down. Could have been full of weapons ready to rob a bank, was in fact full of old tat for the charity shop.
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Old 18-12-2010, 20:31   #4
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My current look,

Russian Fleece hat worn Flaps down at All times.
Black & Grey Scarf of Mucho quality.
3/4 Length Van Den Eynde extreme weather fishing coat of much awesomeness.
Black wool gloves.
A Bazillion layers including some very fetching Thermal long johns & matching top, Western style of course.
Topped off with my New Reactolight(sp?) Spectacles. < Spitting Image.

As for looking Dodgey, Apparently I Always look Dodgey. + +
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