Zombie Fail

Pheebs · 19-01-2011, 00:57

Guys.

I failed you. I was off my Zombie guard last night. If it had been real, I would be walking dead right now....

A good friend of mine... well. Put it like this. He was in a bit of a state (alcohol and sadness) and I had to go look after him.

Anyway. He was pukey pukey and after much cleaning up and water consumption he passed out on the sofa. I stayed for a bit and kept an eye on him (worried he would pukey pukey in his sleep). During this half hour he did not move an inch!! Just was breathing very quietly. NB it was the middle of the night, the whole house was silent.

I decided by this point he was going to be okay and thought "I'll just fetch myself a glass of water before popping off and leaving him to snooze", got up and walked past him...

.... when he suddenly as I walked past thrust his hand out and grabbed my leg with no prior warning..

I pooed myself. My brain hit over drive for a second and exploded with the following thought:

"OHMYF***INGGAWD HE'S NOT BEEN DRUNK HE'S BEEN TURNING INTO A ZOMBIE... I'M SCREWED, SCREWED! KICK HIM IN THE HEAD... KICK HIM IN THE HEAD"

It was only when he then proceeded to chunder all over my leg and shoe... then look up and say to me:

"I love you Amanda" (his fiances name)

Then pass out again... I realised I was safe. Other than my vomit covered shoe. Not so safe.

I tell you what though I totally nearly kicked him in the head.

Not good.

Darrin · 19-01-2011, 02:15

Heh, would have served him right if you HAD punted his noggin across the room!!

Jingo · 19-01-2011, 12:08

The biggest zombie fail going has to be the one using a handrail in a chase scene!

volospian · 19-01-2011, 12:29

No bras, no pants, no (matching) socks, fishy tops and now pukey shoes.... can your life GET any better??

Pheebs · 19-01-2011, 19:35

Aww he didn't deserve that, he was sad! Poor man!

Jingo - Eh!?!? Pray do tell!

Volospian - oooh and that's just scraping the surface!

Princess Griff · 19-01-2011, 21:59

Oh your life is a crazy one Missus!!

19-01-2011, 00:57	#1
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Zombie Fail Guys. I failed you. I was off my Zombie guard last night. If it had been real, I would be walking dead right now.... A good friend of mine... well. Put it like this. He was in a bit of a state (alcohol and sadness) and I had to go look after him. Anyway. He was pukey pukey and after much cleaning up and water consumption he passed out on the sofa. I stayed for a bit and kept an eye on him (worried he would pukey pukey in his sleep). During this half hour he did not move an inch!! Just was breathing very quietly. NB it was the middle of the night, the whole house was silent. I decided by this point he was going to be okay and thought "I'll just fetch myself a glass of water before popping off and leaving him to snooze", got up and walked past him... .... when he suddenly as I walked past thrust his hand out and grabbed my leg with no prior warning.. I pooed myself. My brain hit over drive for a second and exploded with the following thought: "OHMYF***INGGAWD HE'S NOT BEEN DRUNK HE'S BEEN TURNING INTO A ZOMBIE... I'M SCREWED, SCREWED! KICK HIM IN THE HEAD... KICK HIM IN THE HEAD" It was only when he then proceeded to chunder all over my leg and shoe... then look up and say to me: "I love you Amanda" (his fiances name) Then pass out again... I realised I was safe. Other than my vomit covered shoe. Not so safe. I tell you what though I totally nearly kicked him in the head. Not good. __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

19-01-2011, 02:15	#2
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	Heh, would have served him right if you HAD punted his noggin across the room!! __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".

19-01-2011, 12:08	#3
Jingo Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North Somerset Posts: 1,854	The biggest zombie fail going has to be the one using a handrail in a chase scene! __________________

19-01-2011, 19:35	#5
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Aww he didn't deserve that, he was sad! Poor man! Jingo - Eh!?!? Pray do tell! Volospian - oooh and that's just scraping the surface! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

19-01-2011, 21:59	#6
Princess Griff Buns'o'Steel Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Maison Jingriff in North Somerset Posts: 600	Oh your life is a crazy one Missus!! __________________

19-01-2011, 12:29	#4
volospian Vodka Martini Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 786	No bras, no pants, no (matching) socks, fishy tops and now pukey shoes.... can your life GET any better??

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