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19-05-2011, 13:06
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Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: North Somerset
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Dangerous living...
...being a criminal!
   
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19-05-2011, 13:11
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The Mouse King of Denmark
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Winchester
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I believe this story crops up every now and again with details changed. I like to think it's based on a real incident but I think it's on Snopes as a fib.
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19-05-2011, 13:15
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L'Oréal
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Portsmouth
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fantastic Edit: Don't care if its real or not - its made me laugh and I need that today!
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19-05-2011, 15:29
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Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: North Somerset
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Belmit it did ring a bell when I read it but the resultant rofljam was worthy of spreading upon loltoast!
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19-05-2011, 17:18
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Dirty Spammer
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In the middle!
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Hahaha!! That is bloody brilliant. Serves him right for stabbing a Marine
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23-05-2011, 02:51
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Dirteh Kitteh
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country
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"Yeah, uh, he fell off the curb. Yeah, that's the ticket."
 
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