Pranked my own self...

Pheebs · 25-05-2011, 09:09

.... had a mini cardiac arrest this morning.

Woke up... really really sleepy and tired. Boo. YAAAAAAAAWN *stretch*. *snuggle*. *ugmff*. *check time.... 6:20*. UGGGGGH. *snooze*.

*open an eye*... *check time... 6:40*. MGGGFFuumphBah. *throws self out of bed*. *looks at bed head self*. Ugh. Mmmf. YAWN.

*opens bedroom door*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhHH HHhGHghegHEGHRRRRRRrrrrrr" *kung fus madly*

*pauses in kung fu pose, heart almost exploding out of rib cage and eyes as wide as plates...*

*looks intruder in the face*

*stares a bit bewildered at my life size cardboard cut out of Cap'n Jack Sparrow outside my door way*

Me: "Whaaaaaaaa?! How'd you get up here?! And GOOOOD MORNING to you!"

Yup. Either one of two things happened last night.

1. I went walkies in my sleep and tried to get Cap'n Jack Sparrow back to my bedroom but then left him outside my room.

2. At night, Cap'n Jack Sparrow comes alive!

I'm hoping the latter. I'm going to be like a child waiting for Santa Clause tonight. I will leave the bedroom door open just in case.

Seriously though. That scared the mofo life out of me! One way to wake up in the morning!

TinkerBell · 25-05-2011, 09:14

Haha! Lol! You are bonkers!!!

Jonny69 · 25-05-2011, 11:27

Hahahah, you were telling me about your sleepwalking at the OcUK meet. Good work

volospian · 25-05-2011, 12:15

Eek!! Either way.... Eek!!

BBx · 25-05-2011, 14:35

Thread needs pics tbqfh

BB x

Will · 25-05-2011, 15:11

Yes!

Pheebs · 25-05-2011, 15:58

Well it went a bit like this (reconstruction):

"Hmmm I feel like I'm being watched..."

"ZOIKS! An INTRUDER!"

"WAAAAAAAH KUNG FU TIME!":

Jonny69 · 25-05-2011, 16:54

Lols o lols

Did you have the paint on your when you woke up or was that a continuity error missed by the editors?

Stan_Lite · 25-05-2011, 17:10

I'm not going to ask what's happening in the last shot of the gif

Pheebs · 25-05-2011, 17:16

Jonny - Believe it of not I cleaned up before taking that action movie!! You should have seen me before! I was head to toe in paint!

Stan - He attacked me! Honest! I was defending myself!

25-05-2011, 09:09	#1
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Pranked my own self... .... had a mini cardiac arrest this morning. Woke up... really really sleepy and tired. Boo. YAAAAAAAAWN stretch. snuggle. ugmff. check time.... 6:20. UGGGGGH. snooze. open an eye... check time... 6:40. MGGGFFuumphBah. throws self out of bed. looks at bed head self. Ugh. Mmmf. YAWN. opens bedroom door "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhHH HHhGHghegHEGHRRRRRRrrrrrr" kung fus madly pauses in kung fu pose, heart almost exploding out of rib cage and eyes as wide as plates... looks intruder in the face stares a bit bewildered at my life size cardboard cut out of Cap'n Jack Sparrow outside my door way Me: "Whaaaaaaaa?! How'd you get up here?! And GOOOOD MORNING to you!" Yup. Either one of two things happened last night. 1. I went walkies in my sleep and tried to get Cap'n Jack Sparrow back to my bedroom but then left him outside my room. 2. At night, Cap'n Jack Sparrow comes alive! I'm hoping the latter. I'm going to be like a child waiting for Santa Clause tonight. I will leave the bedroom door open just in case. Seriously though. That scared the mofo life out of me! One way to wake up in the morning! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

25-05-2011, 09:14	#2
TinkerBell Dirty Spammer Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In the middle! Posts: 2,454	Haha! Lol! You are bonkers!!! __________________

25-05-2011, 11:27	#3
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Hahahah, you were telling me about your sleepwalking at the OcUK meet. Good work __________________

25-05-2011, 15:11	#6
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	Yes! __________________ *No No!*

25-05-2011, 15:58	#7
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Well it went a bit like this (reconstruction): "Hmmm I feel like I'm being watched..." "ZOIKS! An INTRUDER!" "WAAAAAAAH KUNG FU TIME!": __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk Last edited by Pheebs; 25-05-2011 at 17:06.

25-05-2011, 12:15	#4
volospian Vodka Martini Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 786	Eek!! Either way.... Eek!!

25-05-2011, 14:35	#5
BBx Reverse SuBo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Posts: 8,673	Thread needs pics tbqfh BB x

25-05-2011, 16:54	#8
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Lols o lols Did you have the paint on your when you woke up or was that a continuity error missed by the editors? __________________

25-05-2011, 17:10	#9
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	I'm not going to ask what's happening in the last shot of the gif __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

25-05-2011, 17:16	#10
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Jonny - Believe it of not I cleaned up before taking that action movie!! You should have seen me before! I was head to toe in paint! Stan - He attacked me! Honest! I was defending myself! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

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