I love my viagra powered hairdryer

Will · 30-10-2006, 11:34

Well it's official. It's ****ing fast. 0-60 in 5.48s

It's probably faster but I didn't want to abuse the clutch too much. Conanius from OcUK came for a spin last night, and even with him in the car I clocked an impressive 5.81. As soon as I get a new better clutch, bigger injectors, and a new exhaust - I reckon it'll be perfect.

Oh yes it's a big girly car, but it's MY big girly car, and it's ****ing awesome!

There was no point to this thread other than re-exerting my masculinity owing to me driving a girly car

Needless to say that I've come to work by bike today to make me feel a bit more masculine

Burble · 30-10-2006, 11:35

5.48s? Bloody hell! I won't be able to keep up with you even when I've got the R32!

I do like your car though

Kell_ee001 · 30-10-2006, 12:06

And after you tried to claim you were being all manly yesterday! Bah!

Will · 30-10-2006, 12:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kell_ee001

And after you tried to claim you were being all manly yesterday! Bah!

I was! Jonny got his tools out and we were playing with plugs and wrenches

Quote:

Originally Posted by mejinks

Lets see how fast it goes with all that hair dressing kit in it!

I have the hairdryer in the engine already

mejinks · 30-10-2006, 12:12

Lets see how fast it goes with all that hair dressing kit in it!

Will · 30-10-2006, 12:29

Oh and the proof:

http://www.wmr.me.uk/files/5.48s.mp4

I'm sure I can get it lower - I reckon sub 5s are easily possible... This time next year I'll be in 4s I reckon

Matblack · 30-10-2006, 15:50

Told you

MB

Zirax · 30-10-2006, 17:03

The more I hear about your turbo'd hairdryer, the more I am tempted

I've even gone so far as to work out that I would need another project away from home to be able to afford a good one.

You aren't helping my saving for a house fund, 5.48!!!! doesn't help either

Will · 30-10-2006, 17:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zirax

The more I hear about your turbo'd hairdryer, the more I am tempted

I've even gone so far as to work out that I would need another project away from home to be able to afford a good one.

You aren't helping my saving for a house fund, 5.48!!!! doesn't help either

It'll be faster soon

I want to achieve 4.9 - just to say it's faster than 5s

It is vastly underrated and for a car of it's style and size and is remarkably prasctical.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitten_caboodle

MX-5 just won best drop top in the Scottish Car of the Year awards!

Wooohooo!! \o/ I knew the Scotts had good taste

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matblack

Told you

MB

8 I3ALL · 01-11-2006, 18:52

willy waving me thinks

but that is a good 0-60 tho

as soon as i get the scooby i think it might be race time

30-10-2006, 11:34	#1
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	I love my viagra powered hairdryer Well it's official. It's **ing fast. 0-60 in 5.48s It's probably faster but I didn't want to abuse the clutch too much. Conanius from OcUK came for a spin last night, and even with him in the car I clocked an impressive 5.81. As soon as I get a new better clutch, bigger injectors, and a new exhaust - I reckon it'll be perfect. Oh yes it's a big girly car, but it's MY big girly car, and it's ing awesome! There was no point to this thread other than re-exerting my masculinity owing to me driving a girly car Needless to say that I've come to work by bike today to make me feel a bit more masculine __________________ No No!**

30-10-2006, 12:06	#3
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	And after you tried to claim you were being all manly yesterday! Bah! __________________

30-10-2006, 12:29	#6
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	Oh and the proof: http://www.wmr.me.uk/files/5.48s.mp4 I'm sure I can get it lower - I reckon sub 5s are easily possible... This time next year I'll be in 4s I reckon __________________ *No No!*

30-10-2006, 15:50	#7
Matblack Baby Bore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Svalbard Posts: 9,770	Told you MB __________________ "we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two"

01-11-2006, 18:52	#10
8 I3ALL Vodka Martini Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Forum Heaven Posts: 732	willy waving me thinks but that is a good 0-60 tho as soon as i get the scooby i think it might be race time __________________ MySpace

30-10-2006, 11:35	#2
Burble Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,826	5.48s? Bloody hell! I won't be able to keep up with you even when I've got the R32! I do like your car though

30-10-2006, 12:12	#5
mejinks Magners Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,865	Lets see how fast it goes with all that hair dressing kit in it!

30-10-2006, 17:03	#8
Zirax Goes up to 11! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,577	The more I hear about your turbo'd hairdryer, the more I am tempted I've even gone so far as to work out that I would need another project away from home to be able to afford a good one. You aren't helping my saving for a house fund, 5.48!!!! doesn't help either

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