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Old 03-08-2007, 22:30   #1
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Default Women .... got a dyson?? 0 -> PONR in under 10secs!! NFSW

Thats right..... there is a whole new attachment for a dyson. Shamelessly nicked link:-

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...irkies.sexlife

0-scream in 10secs, but there is always the problem of it sucking itself inside
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Old 03-08-2007, 22:37   #2
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The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

Can you imagine the eureka moment.
"**** i am horney & this hoover head looks like a Willy, Woohoooooo"
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Old 04-08-2007, 08:34   #3
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The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

Can you imagine the eureka moment.
"**** i am horney & this hoover head looks like a Willy, Woohoooooo"
LOL!!!!!
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Old 03-08-2007, 22:48   #4
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WTF i can't see how it works and it just seems really scary to me

How does someone come across an idea like that? actually i don't wanna know
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Old 03-08-2007, 23:36   #5
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Old 05-08-2007, 12:15   #6
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At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.
She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.
"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.
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