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Old 19-09-2007, 11:37   #1
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Default How rude and inconsiderate..

Someone got in the lift just as I let rip...

How rude... can a man get no privacy now days?

That is all.
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Old 19-09-2007, 11:42   #2
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Lift farts are the worst.

It's like amplification for not only the noise, but the smell too.
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Old 19-09-2007, 19:12   #3
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Lift farts are the worst.

It's like amplification for not only the noise, but the smell too.
I would disagree on the amplification .... plastic school type chairs are the worst to launch an air biscuit on.

It sounds like this Peter Sellers classic, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViYclyAkkDg
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Old 19-09-2007, 11:54   #4
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you let rip whilst the doors were opening?! Thats dangerous! Kind of like russian roulette lol.
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Old 19-09-2007, 12:02   #5
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They were firmly closed unlike certain part of my anatomy!
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Old 19-09-2007, 12:52   #6
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They were firmly closed unlike certain part of my anatomy!
You have to wait for movement - and by that I mean the lift and not your bowels
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Old 19-09-2007, 13:05   #7
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I think bath farts smell the worst
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I think bath farts smell the worst
They smell like sweetcorn.
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Old 19-09-2007, 13:21   #9
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Why is that? I hardly ever eat sweetcorn
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Old 19-09-2007, 13:24   #10
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No idea, but it's scientific FACT.
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