Bored.

Von Smallhausen · 02-11-2007, 04:52

I am currently protecting the scene of an alleged sexual assault. I have cordoned off the scene with tape and now the exciting side of policing kicks in ..... waiting. I will be here until at least 7am.

This week has been a run of 4 nightshifts which have been very busy and also trying.

Monday night I went to a sudden death where an elderley man appeared to have a heart attack which involved a trip to the mortuary.

Tuesday a man in his twenties die of what looks to be a heroin overdose He was found in the bathroom with a syringe next to him. That involved another trip to the mortuary for a handover to the porter there.

Wednesday saw a fatal RTC which cost an elderly female her life.

Tonight saw the most obnoxious 15 year old female brought in that I have ever seen. She said to me that she hoped I would top myself and that was after she hoped the arresting officer died and she would piss on his grave. I merely smiled and bid her bon soir. This was followed by a family dispute that went tits up. They were all yelling in the street as were the pissed off neighbours ..... I out decibelled them all.

" GET IN YOUR OWN GAFFS RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE ALL LOCKED UP "

It worked ..... I felt like Judge Dredd.

Still had to do half a tree in paperwork though.

Weekend off coming up ..... o/

Fayshun · 02-11-2007, 05:13

We've got 3 in, stroppy and straight to cells (and 9 others). One's pissed himself and is on 15 minute rousal checks. I've got through 15 pairs of gloves already. He took his trousers off earlier and his meat and 2 veg were hanging out the bottom of his pants, I've protected his modesty with a blanket.

He's sobering up and you can see the horrible dawning realisation where he is and what he's done.

Von Smallhausen · 02-11-2007, 05:54

Did you endorse the custody record as such ?

' Covered his meat and two veg with a blanket. '

lol.

Fayshun · 02-11-2007, 11:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Smallhausen

Did you endorse the custody record as such ?

' Covered his meat and two veg with a blanket. '

lol.

I had a problem a month or so ago, being so truthful on a custody record. Every time I dealt with a certain detainee he threatened to smash my face in, so every exchange was put in the log almost verbatim. His solicitor read the log and complained that none of our intercourse was "positive" and put in a request that I did not deal with her client. Suited me fine, the guy's an "A" grade tool anyway. (And for the record, so is his brief)

Von Smallhausen · 02-11-2007, 17:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fayshun

I had a problem a month or so ago, being so truthful on a custody record. Every time I dealt with a certain detainee he threatened to smash my face in, so every exchange was put in the log almost verbatim. His solicitor read the log and complained that none of our intercourse was "positive" and put in a request that I did not deal with her client. Suited me fine, the guy's an "A" grade tool anyway. (And for the record, so is his brief)

Did he fall down some stairs fayshun ?

* whistles *

Kell_ee001 · 02-11-2007, 06:17

I have no such good reason to still be up - plain and simple insomnia

Nutcase · 02-11-2007, 06:28

I don't need to be up til 6 but woke up early

Pheebs · 02-11-2007, 08:29

*hugs Von* Hoping you're back somewhere nice and cosy xx

Will · 02-11-2007, 08:58

Just as some of you are going to bed I was making myself breakfast!

Isn't it funny how different our lives all are?

Kell_ee001 · 02-11-2007, 09:34

By the time it hit 8am I decided there wasn't any point going to bed

I apologise in advance for any excessive moments of dumbassedness today

02-11-2007, 04:52	#1
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Bored. I am currently protecting the scene of an alleged sexual assault. I have cordoned off the scene with tape and now the exciting side of policing kicks in ..... waiting. I will be here until at least 7am. This week has been a run of 4 nightshifts which have been very busy and also trying. Monday night I went to a sudden death where an elderley man appeared to have a heart attack which involved a trip to the mortuary. Tuesday a man in his twenties die of what looks to be a heroin overdose He was found in the bathroom with a syringe next to him. That involved another trip to the mortuary for a handover to the porter there. Wednesday saw a fatal RTC which cost an elderly female her life. Tonight saw the most obnoxious 15 year old female brought in that I have ever seen. She said to me that she hoped I would top myself and that was after she hoped the arresting officer died and she would piss on his grave. I merely smiled and bid her bon soir. This was followed by a family dispute that went tits up. They were all yelling in the street as were the pissed off neighbours ..... I out decibelled them all. " GET IN YOUR OWN GAFFS RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE ALL LOCKED UP " It worked ..... I felt like Judge Dredd. Still had to do half a tree in paperwork though. Weekend off coming up ..... o/ __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

02-11-2007, 05:13	#2
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	We've got 3 in, stroppy and straight to cells (and 9 others). One's pissed himself and is on 15 minute rousal checks. I've got through 15 pairs of gloves already. He took his trousers off earlier and his meat and 2 veg were hanging out the bottom of his pants, I've protected his modesty with a blanket. He's sobering up and you can see the horrible dawning realisation where he is and what he's done. __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

02-11-2007, 05:54	#3
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Did you endorse the custody record as such ? ' Covered his meat and two veg with a blanket. ' lol. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

02-11-2007, 06:17	#6
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	I have no such good reason to still be up - plain and simple insomnia __________________

02-11-2007, 08:29	#8
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	hugs Von Hoping you're back somewhere nice and cosy xx __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

02-11-2007, 06:28	#7
Nutcase Moonshine Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chelmsford, innit! Posts: 3,979	I don't need to be up til 6 but woke up early

02-11-2007, 08:58	#9
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	Just as some of you are going to bed I was making myself breakfast! Isn't it funny how different our lives all are? __________________ *No No!*

02-11-2007, 09:34	#10
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	By the time it hit 8am I decided there wasn't any point going to bed I apologise in advance for any excessive moments of dumbassedness today __________________

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