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19-11-2007, 18:02
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Money Laundering
Well today I've managed to wear a pair of trousers all day and it was only upon getting home that I found there was a crisp £5 and a crisp £10 note in one of the pockets.
I have not worn these trousers since they were last washed and the notes do have a certain fragrant 'washing machine fresh' odour about them. Due to this I can surmise that they were left in the pocket and washed after the deluge of the 8th November (when I arrived home somewhat sodden and hurled my trousers into the laundry basket where they festered for an hour before I did washing). What is more worrying is that I didn't notice £15 being missing on the last weekend of payday. Anyway. As I now have this free money, what shall I spend it on?
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19-11-2007, 18:06
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Well done on managing to wear a pair of trousers all day.
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19-11-2007, 18:10
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I have a cub scout badge for that.
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19-11-2007, 18:23
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Keep it for the next time you say you can't do something because you are skint so that you can do that something
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19-11-2007, 18:46
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19-11-2007, 19:34
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Spend it on beer and smokes.
Alternatively just waste it.
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19-11-2007, 20:18
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19-11-2007, 20:37
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Buy some paraffin and some milk then put on a fire breathing show and raise more monies for bigger and better things.
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