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05-12-2007, 20:20
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Absinthe
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Cambridge
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The PARTAY season beckons
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Anaesthetist 4. Cinnamon 5. Chrysanthemum THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition 3. Anti-constitutionalistically 4. Transubstantiate 5. Sphygmomanometer THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 01. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 02. Nope, no more booze for me. 03. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 04. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 07. I'm not interested in fighting you. 08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. 09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street. 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning. |
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05-12-2007, 21:05
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BBx woz 'ere :P
Join Date: Jan 1970
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I couldn't even say some of those sober!!
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06-12-2007, 08:34
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Deep Throat
Join Date: Jul 2006
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 Though it is the morning and my motor functions are still waiting to become fully operational.
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06-12-2007, 18:38
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Wants Big Meat
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newcastle
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 Up to and including the last paragraph 
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05-12-2007, 21:56
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L'Oréal
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Portsmouth
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Same as Nanny and the spelling of banananananananananana I have problems with "celebrities" I always say "celebritrees"
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The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH! 
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06-12-2007, 22:44
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Vodka Martini
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: ESSEX
Posts: 874
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I have 4 pints of larger or beer and I fall over dead !
So can write, talk or breath ! Shame really I really like Larger & Beer !
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Will think of some witty to say, well when I think of it 
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