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22-12-2007, 00:01
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Goes up to 11!
Join Date: Jul 2006
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My xmas turkey
Picture this.....
You are about 5-6 and you've just been told to get the xmas turkey crown and make sure its a biggen. Off you scamper down the isle, narrowly avoiding being flattened by mums on their way for the double cream. Then ....... you see it, its huge! ............. your eyes widen at the thought of devouring such a beast. You stand there in awe for a few minutes just looking at this marvell, it's majestic, it's beautiful, it's the last one and its all yours! Then some bastard reaches forward, picks it up and buggers off down the isle! That bastard ............... was me  I got to the end of the isle before realising, twigged and turned, only to see a sea of mothers faces all with "omg" written on them. At that point it was fair game and I made my escape. |
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22-12-2007, 00:30
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Screaming Orgasm
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newbury
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Bwahahaha.
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22-12-2007, 00:31
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Custom Title
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Fay-Lom mansion
Posts: 2,787
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lol oops
I got my brother to get our turkey 
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22-12-2007, 01:38
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Wants Big Meat
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newcastle
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22-12-2007, 19:56
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ex SAS
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: JO01ou
Posts: 10,062
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I laughed!
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22-12-2007, 21:57
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Easymouth
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,716
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LOL! I'd have rugby tackled you!
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