Incident when shaving. OOoopps. A Huddyism?

Feek · 30-12-2007, 22:11

Tonight, I did my usual Sunday evening trick of having a good decent wet shave - Most weekday mornings I just run over my chin(s) with an electric which although rubbish is good enough for work.

However today I decided that my beard had got too bushy and needed a trim. I knew it was bushy as I found a nest of Swallows in there yesterday. European ones, before anyone asks.

So, out with the poncy hair trimmer things and on with the number one guard. The blades seemed a bit dry so I looked around for some oil.

No sign of the official stuff.

Ahhhh, this'll do.

It's got a foldy down lid with a nozzle thing, I upfolded it and gingerly tilted the bottle over the blades to get a few drops out, but a full stream of oil fell out onto the trimmers, all over the blades. Oops.

I mopped up what I could and proceeded to trim the beard, making sure I did my usual Hitler impression when I got to the moustache "You vill get me a beer", "Ve haff vays ov making you cook ze tea" etc etc and then I had my proper wet shave.

Now my chin(s) have the delicate aroma of Aramis shaving foam mixed in with Napier Gun Oil. Impressive.

Darrin · 30-12-2007, 22:47

Nice.......

The scent should be reminiscent a la Chuck Norris.

MarcLister · 31-12-2007, 02:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrin

Nice.......

The scent should be reminiscent a la Chuck Norris.

But Chuck Norris doesn't shave! He just looks at his beard in the mirror and frightens the hair off his face.

Nutcase · 31-12-2007, 08:55

I didn't think it was possible to laugh that hard before 8am

Kell_ee001 · 30-12-2007, 22:53

Snuggle Ferret · 31-12-2007, 13:20

mmm aramis and gun oil - there could be a market out there for that you know

Von Smallhausen · 31-12-2007, 19:25

Feek, you are officially a bad ass mother ****** !!!!!!!!

Treefrog · 01-01-2008, 03:02

Classic!

So why hadn't they migrated?

Wellington · 02-01-2008, 19:42

Nice!

30-12-2007, 22:11	#1
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	Incident when shaving. OOoopps. A Huddyism? Tonight, I did my usual Sunday evening trick of having a good decent wet shave - Most weekday mornings I just run over my chin(s) with an electric which although rubbish is good enough for work. However today I decided that my beard had got too bushy and needed a trim. I knew it was bushy as I found a nest of Swallows in there yesterday. European ones, before anyone asks. So, out with the poncy hair trimmer things and on with the number one guard. The blades seemed a bit dry so I looked around for some oil. No sign of the official stuff. Ahhhh, this'll do. It's got a foldy down lid with a nozzle thing, I upfolded it and gingerly tilted the bottle over the blades to get a few drops out, but a full stream of oil fell out onto the trimmers, all over the blades. Oops. I mopped up what I could and proceeded to trim the beard, making sure I did my usual Hitler impression when I got to the moustache "You vill get me a beer", "Ve haff vays ov making you cook ze tea" etc etc and then I had my proper wet shave. Now my chin(s) have the delicate aroma of Aramis shaving foam mixed in with Napier Gun Oil. Impressive. __________________

30-12-2007, 22:47	#2
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	Nice....... The scent should be reminiscent a la Chuck Norris. __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".

30-12-2007, 22:53	#5
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	__________________

31-12-2007, 13:20	#6
Snuggle Ferret Mellow Birds Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Gosport Posts: 367	mmm aramis and gun oil - there could be a market out there for that you know __________________ ]

31-12-2007, 19:25	#7
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Feek, you are officially a bad ass mother ****** !!!!!!!! __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

31-12-2007, 08:55	#4
Nutcase Moonshine Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chelmsford, innit! Posts: 3,979	I didn't think it was possible to laugh that hard before 8am

01-01-2008, 03:02	#8
Treefrog Survivor Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Chell Heath, Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 1,761	Classic! So why hadn't they migrated? __________________ Commit random kindness and senseless acts of beauty

02-01-2008, 19:42	#9
Wellington Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cranham, Upminster, Essex Posts: 293	Nice! __________________

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