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Old 12-02-2008, 20:08   #1
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Default With Valentines day just around the corner, the question has to be..

Would you ever buy these?

Unanimous "NO" at work. I've asked a couple of women their opinions too just in case our predominantly male workforce was biased and both felt they wouldn't like to get them. One of them commented that if the bloke felt that they had to buy them then they were probably apologising, and that "doing a Kobi" was better. Further interrogation revealed that to be "Kobi Bryant" an american basketball player who bought his wife a 4 carat diamond to apologise for cheating on her.
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Old 12-02-2008, 20:10   #2
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FIVE HUNDRED QUID?!?!?! I'd ask Phil why the hell he wasn't paying for Sakuras welding if he had that kind of money to waste on flowers. Sheesh.
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Old 12-02-2008, 20:23   #3
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Called "Infatuation"? Thats worrying enough, imagine if you got those off a stalker

I think its pathetic spending that much on flowers, after all, they die after a week :/
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Old 12-02-2008, 20:29   #4
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ha, no. never.
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Old 12-02-2008, 20:37   #5
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Bloody hell!!! I'd probably beat him to death with them if he wasted that much money on me.

Even if we were rolling in it that is such a waste!!!
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Old 13-02-2008, 09:51   #6
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I would be like...

"OMG... these are for me? No way! That's RIDICULOUSLY Priced! Are you mad?! You'd never do that! Wait a minute... who are you?! What have you done with Picky!?! GIVE ME BACK MY PICKY!! I WANT MY PICKY BACK" *Slam slam slam with the flowers in the face*

What a waste of good money.

If Picky had £500 to spend on me though I would hope he would buy me a DS, sat nav and some doovds.

The rest we could buy a HUGE take away with! Nom nom nom!

Though if I had to pick flowers or charity.... it would, without hesitation, go STRAIGHT to cancer research.

*kicks rich people with no respect for their money in the nads*
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Old 13-02-2008, 16:34   #7
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Bloody hell!!! I'd probably beat him to death with them if he wasted that much money on me.

Even if we were rolling in it that is such a waste!!!
Hear hear!
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Old 12-02-2008, 20:42   #8
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Hmmmm if you can comfortably afford them, in the right situation (a romantic time away somewhere which is planned coinciding with valentines) then maybe. But chances are slim . Them on there own is a bit =/ they would have to be part of some extravagant get-away etc...

Me - No, I'm not taken, nor can i comfortably afford them (I wish ) also I'm not doing anything extravegantly romantic for the day (I'm going to a traffic light party at a club oh yeeeeah).
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Old 12-02-2008, 20:44   #9
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What... is a traffic light party?
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Old 12-02-2008, 21:09   #10
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What... is a traffic light party?
Wear green if you're single and well up for shagging virtually anyone you meet

Wear amber if you're single and might be up for something if someone nice happens across your path

Wear red if you're taken or not interested in catching any STDs

Basically. That's how it works at Uni anyway.

Green = Sex on a plate
Amber = Sex with some effort
Red = Don't bother trying it on
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