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17-04-2008, 13:32 | #1 |
Absinthe
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I'm off for a tommy tank
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
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17-04-2008, 13:36 | #2 |
ex SAS
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/me emails it to the boys around the office and wanders off to the head.
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17-04-2008, 13:43 | #3 |
BBx woz 'ere :P
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Dude that article is older than the internet! (well 2003). It's old news! Why do you think I go to the gym? I needed to start making the rest of my body look the same size as my right arm!
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17-04-2008, 13:45 | #4 |
The Last Airbender
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The amount I bash out I reckon I could produce a cure
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17-04-2008, 13:55 | #5 |
I iz speshul
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. |
17-04-2008, 13:56 | #6 |
BBx woz 'ere :P
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Hehe. Why didn't I think of that...
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17-04-2008, 14:01 | #7 |
'09 sexual conquests: 4.5
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I've been trying to keep a balancing act between fapping and smoking to ensure I remain cancer free.
Being a 40 a day man, it can become a tricky routine to fit round work. |
17-04-2008, 17:04 | #8 |
The Stig
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And how many cigarettes a day do you have?
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17-04-2008, 14:08 | #9 |
The Last Airbender
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Don't worry mate, I'll have that cure sorted out soon. You smoke away.
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17-04-2008, 15:20 | #10 |
Absinthe
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'I see you have a history of prostate cancer in your family. I'm prescribing you a subscription to Hustler, and the nurse will be in to see you shortly.'
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