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Old 20-04-2008, 22:26   #1
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Some of these have had me crying with laughter. I think my favourite so far has to be:

"In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is in the bush."

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Old 20-04-2008, 22:30   #2
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Brilliant

"He who lives by the sword shall die by a tooth"

"Don't put all your eggs in the cat."
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Old 20-04-2008, 23:01   #3
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Gone through a few that weren't quite so funny and then got "Don't throw the baby out with a dangerous thing." and "Early bird catches half a dozen of the other.". Advice I can wholeheartedly endorse.
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Old 20-04-2008, 23:02   #4
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"Among the blind a one-eyed man is a tooth."

"An eye for an eye and a tooth for the man. "

hahahahahaha

"Home is where you hang a vacuum."

*dies*
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Old 20-04-2008, 23:10   #5
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"Don't make a mountain out of patients."
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Old 20-04-2008, 23:22   #6
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You scratch my back and I'll scratch The Man.

How very true... (my tax bracket increased today.)
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Old 21-04-2008, 00:39   #7
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"If you can't beat em, join the cat"

"A bad workman blames the worm"

"An eye for an eye & a tooth for the bathwater"

3 of my faves tonight.
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Old 21-04-2008, 09:40   #8
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Curiosity killed one basket

A bird in the hand is worth money.

True, true.
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Old 21-04-2008, 09:41   #9
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Heh I got a funny one straight away:

"Don't put all your eggs in his tools."

Some more amusing ones:

"Bread is a friend to none."

"Six of one is worth money"

"Two heads are better than a vacuum."
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Old 22-04-2008, 09:25   #10
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I almost missed this!



"You scratch my back and I'll scratch in the bush."
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