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Old 18-07-2008, 15:22   #1
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It's a bit hrash really when you think "Lisp" has a "Sssspp" in and "Dyslexia" in probably one of the hardest words to spell taking into account the condition..

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Old 18-07-2008, 15:27   #2
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Heamorroids.

Why not call them assteroids ?
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Old 18-07-2008, 15:28   #3
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?!
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Old 18-07-2008, 15:33   #4
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Why is there only one monopolies commission?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

Where is Jeopardy and why do they always hold peace talks there?
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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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Old 18-07-2008, 15:40   #6
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Why do supermarkets put a use by date on sour cream?

Why do you get more mercury when you buy a thermometer in the summer?

What does occasional furniture do the rest of the time?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is there only one word for thesaurus?

Why are wrong numbers never engaged?

How do hens know the size of egg cups?

What happens to your lap when you stand up?

Why do people who snore always go to sleep first? *Tak, Mic, Belmit, Garp and the other half know this one... *

If a german shepherd is a dog, what do you call a german shepherd?

If you drive at the speed of light, do your headlights go out?

Why did the first sword swallower do it?

When god designed the human body, why did he put the ignition so near the exhaust?

Why does flammable mean the same as inflammable?
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Who do the people who work at ACAS go to when they have a pay dispute?
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Why is midget porn on such a high shelf?
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Child proof lids on medicine which are adult proof.
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