** Speaking from experience!!! **

Admiral Huddy · 10-10-2008, 14:59

I'm feeling generous today so here are five genuine things I'd like to share, speaking from experience, in hope you would never do the same..

1. Never use Veet for inner nose hair removal
2. Pour red wine over your boss
3. Look out the window whilst pulling a 20kg weight from a barbell
4. Sit on a 3inch wood screw
5. Never try dressing up as a woman just before having to pick the kids up from school

Now let's have your five:

Matblack · 10-10-2008, 15:03

Cut your own hair
Take an overdose of ***
Spend all day swimming in a hot country and not put sun block on the tops of your ears
Get fat
Try to drive from Maidstone to Pembroke on the foggyest night of the year

MB

Metalface Mark · 11-10-2008, 01:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matblack

Cut your own hair
Take an overdose of ***
Spend all day swiming in a hot country and not put sun block on the tops of your ears
Get fat
Try to drive from Maidstone to Pembroke on the foggyest night of the year

MB

You cant overdose on ***.

Matblack · 11-10-2008, 01:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metalface Mark

You cant overdose on ***.

Actually thinking about this I do access this site from work and its probably not a good idea charting my youthful misadventures, suffice to say although its not technically an overdose as it is hard to actually take a LD50 of the stuff it was a very extreme experience.

MB

Metalface Mark · 11-10-2008, 09:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matblack

Actually thinking about this I do access this site from work and its probably not a good idea charting my youthful misadventures, suffice to say although its not technically an overdose as it is hard to actually take a LD50 of the stuff it was a very extreme experience.

MB

Yeh but good fun though eh, a lot of my best memories have a purple tinge to them

Admiral Huddy · 10-10-2008, 15:12

I'm concerned about no 2 Matt!! Not taking a dump.. I mean ***??

Matblack · 10-10-2008, 15:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Admiral Huddy

I'm concerned about no 2 Matt!! Not taking a dump.. I mean ***??

You lot don't know me as well as you might think

MB

chumpychops · 10-10-2008, 15:16

Never mix the pink with the stink
Never have *that* conversation with a girl when drunk.
Danger****s are called that for a reason
Before going 2's up on a girl with a mate, ask yourself if you really want to see his vinegar strokes face.
Marmite is disgusting.

Belmit · 10-10-2008, 15:16

1. Ask out a girl whose name you completely misheard. It's a really bad start.
2. Go out in a polyester shirt then stand in front of someone while they try to light a shot of Sambuca in their mouth.
3. Down three pints of lager then get on a bus with no toilet.
4. Get locked in a toilet cubicle in a restaurant where no-one speaks English.
5. Unplug an AC adapter from the back of an electonic keyboard and touch the connector to your tongue.

Christ, what a night.

leowyatt · 10-10-2008, 15:24

Sounded like an awesome night Belmit

10-10-2008, 14:59	#1
Admiral Huddy HOMO-Sapien Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chelmsford Posts: 6,692	Speaking from experience!!! I'm feeling generous today so here are five genuine things I'd like to share, speaking from experience, in hope you would never do the same.. 1. Never use Veet for inner nose hair removal 2. Pour red wine over your boss 3. Look out the window whilst pulling a 20kg weight from a barbell 4. Sit on a 3inch wood screw 5. Never try dressing up as a woman just before having to pick the kids up from school Now let's have your five: __________________ I just got lost in thought.. It was very unfamiliar territory. Techie Talk \| My gaming Blog \| PC spec \| The Admirals log

10-10-2008, 15:03	#2
Matblack Baby Bore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Svalbard Posts: 9,770	Cut your own hair Take an overdose of *** Spend all day swimming in a hot country and not put sun block on the tops of your ears Get fat Try to drive from Maidstone to Pembroke on the foggyest night of the year MB __________________ "we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two"

10-10-2008, 15:12	#6
Admiral Huddy HOMO-Sapien Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chelmsford Posts: 6,692	I'm concerned about no 2 Matt!! Not taking a dump.. I mean *?? __________________ I just got lost in thought.. It was very unfamiliar territory. Techie Talk \| My gaming Blog \| PC spec \| The Admirals log**

10-10-2008, 15:16	#9
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	1. Ask out a girl whose name you completely misheard. It's a really bad start. 2. Go out in a polyester shirt then stand in front of someone while they try to light a shot of Sambuca in their mouth. 3. Down three pints of lager then get on a bus with no toilet. 4. Get locked in a toilet cubicle in a restaurant where no-one speaks English. 5. Unplug an AC adapter from the back of an electonic keyboard and touch the connector to your tongue. Christ, what a night. __________________

10-10-2008, 15:24	#10
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	Sounded like an awesome night Belmit __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"

10-10-2008, 15:16	#8
chumpychops Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 155	Never mix the pink with the stink Never have that conversation with a girl when drunk. Danger****s are called that for a reason Before going 2's up on a girl with a mate, ask yourself if you really want to see his vinegar strokes face. Marmite is disgusting.

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