A very merry UNIX Christmas

Feek · 18-12-2008, 09:28

Code:

 you better !pout !cry
 you better watchout
 lpr why
 santa claus < north pole > town
 
 cat /etc/passwd > list
 ncheck list
 ncheck list
 cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist
 cat list | grep nice > giftlist
 santa claus < north pole > town
 
 who | grep sleeping
 who | grep awake
 who | egrep 'bad | good'
 for (goodness sake) {
          be good
 }
 santa claus < north pole > town

It makes me smile every year

Daz · 18-12-2008, 09:36

Awesome

Desmo · 18-12-2008, 10:33

sudo ./ROFL

Pumpkinstew · 18-12-2008, 14:11

This nerd lolz!

Wyrdo · 18-12-2008, 14:51

Haha never seen that before, good one.

phykell · 18-12-2008, 15:16

Your ncheck is repeated

noob

Wyrdo · 18-12-2008, 15:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by phykell

Your ncheck is repeated

noob

Check the song lyrics!

phykell · 19-12-2008, 14:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wyrdo

Check the song lyrics!

Bugger the lyrics, it's redundant!

Feek · 18-12-2008, 15:33

I only see one n00b, and it's not me

Garp · 18-12-2008, 17:48

Dredging up another Unix classic:

On the first day I left it, my Unix gave to me:
A burnt-out V.D.T.

On the second day I left it, my Unix gave to me:
Two faulty tapes;
And a burnt-out V.D.T.

On the third day I left it, my Unix gave to me:
Three heads crashed;
Two faulty tapes;
And a burnt-out V.D.T.

On the fourth day I left it, my Unix gave to me:
Four bad blocks;
Three heads crashed;
Two faulty tapes;
And a burnt-out V.D.T.

On the fifth day I left it, my Unix gave to me:
Five core dumps;
Four bad blocks;
Three heads crashed;
Two faulty tapes;
And a burnt-out V.D.T.

On the sixth day I left it, my Unix gave to me:
Six bad controllers;
Five core dumps;
Four bad blocks;
Three heads crashed;
Two faulty tapes;
And a burnt-out V.D.T.

On the seventh day I left it, my Unix gave to me:
Seven blown partitions;
Six bad controllers;
Five core dumps;
Four bad blocks;
Three heads crashed;
Two faulty tapes;
And a burnt-out V.D.T.

On the eighth day I left it, my Unix gave to me:
Eight gettys dying;
Seven blown partitions;
Six bad controllers;
Five core dumps;
Four bad blocks;
Three heads crashed;
Two faulty tapes;
And a burnt-out V.D.T.

On the ninth day I left it, my Unix gave to me:
Nine floppies frying;
Eight gettys dying;
Seven blown partitions;
Six bad controllers;
Five core dumps;
Four bad blocks;
Three heads crashed;
Two faulty tapes;
And a burnt-out V.D.T.

On the tenth day I left it, my Unix gave to me:
Ten ports a-jamming;
Nine floppies frying;
Eight gettys dying;
Seven blown partitions;
Six bad controllers;
Five core dumps;
Four bad blocks;
Three heads crashed;
Two faulty tapes;
And a burnt-out V.D.T.

On the eleventh day I left it, my Unix gave to me:
Eleven chips a-smoking;
Ten ports a-jamming;
Nine floppies frying;
Eight gettys dying;
Seven blown partitions;
Six bad controllers;
Five core dumps;
Four bad blocks;
Three heads crashed;
Two faulty tapes;
And a burnt-out V.D.T.

On the twelfth day I left it, my Unix gave to me:
Twelve boards a-blowing;
Eleven chips a-smoking;
Ten ports a-jamming;
Nine floppies frying;
Eight gettys dying;
Seven blown partitions;
Six bad controllers;
Five core dumps;
Four bad blocks;
Three heads crashed;
Two faulty tapes;
And a burnt-out V.D.T.

18-12-2008, 09:36	#2
Daz The Stig Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Swad! Posts: 10,713	Awesome __________________ apt-get moo

18-12-2008, 10:33	#3
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	sudo ./ROFL __________________

18-12-2008, 14:11	#4
Pumpkinstew Absinthe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol Posts: 1,156	This nerd lolz! __________________ Get old, or die tryin' PSTEWREVIEWS - Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty.

18-12-2008, 15:16	#6
phykell Vodka Martini Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 833	Your ncheck is repeated noob __________________

18-12-2008, 15:33	#9
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	I only see one n00b, and it's not me __________________

18-12-2008, 14:51	#5
Wyrdo Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 197	Haha never seen that before, good one.

18-12-2008, 17:48	#10
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	Dredging up another Unix classic: On the first day I left it, my Unix gave to me: A burnt-out V.D.T. On the second day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the third day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the fourth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the fifth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the sixth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the seventh day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the eighth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the ninth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the tenth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Ten ports a-jamming; Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the eleventh day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Eleven chips a-smoking; Ten ports a-jamming; Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the twelfth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Twelve boards a-blowing; Eleven chips a-smoking; Ten ports a-jamming; Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?