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Old 09-01-2009, 17:47   #1
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Talking The Tool Box Game (poss NSFW!)

Inspired by Michael McIntyre - this has entertained me for the past 20minutes now!

You can basically replace the word "boink" from a sentence like "I was boinked last night" and replace it with... pretty much anything from a tool box... and 95% of the time it sounds awesome!!!

It's so incredibly immature but so so funny at the same time!

You can even use tool box!

"I was totally toolboxed by Picky last night!"


Hahahaha!
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Old 09-01-2009, 17:55   #2
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"I'd give that Lisa Snowdon a right good adjustable wrenching!"
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Old 09-01-2009, 18:02   #3
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Even betterer - you can use it for meaning drunk too!

Ie:

"I was completely monkey wrenched last night!"


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Old 09-01-2009, 18:10   #4
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"4 pints of that rotgut and I was absolutely tin snipsed."


I like this game. It involves sex, beer and man tools.
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Old 09-01-2009, 18:15   #5
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I like this game. It involves sex, beer and man tools.

I gnoes!!!

So immature though

I can imagine these kind of things being said in an Adam Sandler Movie

Hahahahaha!

Aww I heart Adam Sandler!!
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Old 09-01-2009, 18:13   #6
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i drank till i was spirit levelled then ratcheted her till the early hours
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Old 09-01-2009, 18:24   #7
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i drank till i was spirit levelled then ratcheted her till the early hours
Oh my!!

Leon's not very good at sledgehammering when he's extremely trolley jacked
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Old 09-01-2009, 18:17   #8
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It's much harder to torque wrench when spannered!
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Old 09-01-2009, 18:22   #9
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Old 09-01-2009, 18:26   #10
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Poor Leon....or should that be poor you?
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