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Old 25-02-2009, 00:39   #1
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Default how big is your willy?

mine is just a tad over 6 inches.

now before you all point and laugh and say ' haha look at the enema guy with the small cock', this is average size

so how big are your penises, come on i dare thee
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Old 25-02-2009, 00:56   #2
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They'll be too darn polite to close it, and too darn shy to reply to it.
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Old 25-02-2009, 00:58   #3
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Old 25-02-2009, 01:03   #4
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They'll be too darn polite to close it, and too darn shy to reply to it.

I'm well endowed
all very well, but can you use it ?

i always say, i am an expert lover

my sexual techniques are second to none, this is how i make up for my lack of penis length

i have slept with over 50 women, a reasonable tally but not massive by any strech of the imagination. i learned more in the 2 long term relationships i have had, about what women want sexually, than i ever did during one night stands.

i like to perform cunnilingus during foreplay, but i like to combine this with digital stimulation of the g spot. ime you cannot fail to make a girl cum.. hard

but there are the odd few that just dont like certain parts touched, an ex mrs hated direct clitoral stimulation, it was far to sensitive but then my last mrs liked me to chew on the f****r

curious creatures, women
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Old 25-02-2009, 09:15   #5
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all very well, but can you use it ?

i always say, i am an expert lover

my sexual techniques are second to none, this is how i make up for my lack of penis length

i have slept with over 50 women, a reasonable tally but not massive by any strech of the imagination. i learned more in the 2 long term relationships i have had, about what women want sexually, than i ever did during one night stands.

i like to perform cunnilingus during foreplay, but i like to combine this with digital stimulation of the g spot. ime you cannot fail to make a girl cum.. hard

but there are the odd few that just dont like certain parts touched, an ex mrs hated direct clitoral stimulation, it was far to sensitive but then my last mrs liked me to chew on the f****r

curious creatures, women
Luke is the clit commander!
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Old 25-02-2009, 09:20   #6
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Ok I just spat rice crispies all over my laptop!

I havent got a penis either so cant answer that, but in my opinion its not all about the size. I slept with someone years back who was rather large but he didnt have a clue what to do with it, so was therefore rather crap in bed. Similarly I slept with someone who was well below average but he more than made up for it in other ways, and his smaller size didnt bother me in the least. Its not all about the actual act of sex either, there are other factors that make someone good in bed.

And now I shall go back to picking rice crispies out of my keyboard.
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Old 25-02-2009, 12:27   #7
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Luke is the clit commander!
Good film that

Mine is just over 6"
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Old 25-02-2009, 01:03   #8
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They'll be too darn polite to close it, and too darn shy to reply to it.
They? I don't see your answer.

Never measured mine. Don't think I want to either. I'll blame my age, because I can.
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Old 25-02-2009, 01:06   #9
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They? I don't see your answer.

Never measured mine. Don't think I want to either. I'll blame my age, because I can.
http://www.viagra.com/

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Old 25-02-2009, 08:38   #10
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They'll be too darn polite to close it, and too darn shy to reply to it.
Too polite to close it? We'll close anything if we see fit. As long as this doesn't get too obscene or graphic then there's no problem with it

Anyone who doesn't reply obviously shares the same reasons as you.
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