Boat Drinks  

Go Back   Boat Drinks > General > General Disruption

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 29-03-2009, 01:08   #1
Garp
Preparing more tumbleweed
 
Garp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 6,038
Default Young Businessman

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
__________________
Mal: Define "interesting"?
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?
Garp is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2009, 01:16   #2
Feek
ex SAS
 
Feek's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: JO01ou
Posts: 10,062
Default

IT Crowd 01x01
__________________
Feek is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2009, 01:37   #3
Greenlizard0
Vodka Martini
 
Greenlizard0's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 717
Default

Old classic that.
__________________
Greenlizard0 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-03-2009, 10:11   #4
Dymetrie
A large glass of Merlot
 
Dymetrie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber
Posts: 5,819
Default

:garp:

__________________

Khef, Ka and Ka-Tet....
Dymetrie is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 18:46.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.