Swine Flu

Del Lardo · 29-04-2009, 10:29

Really wish it would just hurry up and kill us all. Not sure what is worse, dying by sneezing your brains out through your nose or this mass hysterical bull****.

Personally I think it's a genetically designed disease made by bankers so that we forget that we hate them all and are all going to die in poverty, eating our own skin because they have lost all the worlds money to Nigerian scammers.

NokkonWud · 29-04-2009, 10:40

With the arrival of Swine Flu many have come down with a case of Whine Flu.
*badum tsch*

Belmit · 29-04-2009, 10:41

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154087

Feek · 29-04-2009, 10:59

This is a great link!

Jonny69 · 29-04-2009, 11:05

Apparently they've come up with a good oinkment to treat Swine Flu.

I'm here all week folks...

Mark · 29-04-2009, 11:23

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Originally Posted by Jonny69

I'm here all week folks...

Where's an admin when you need one?

Yeah, it's all getting tedious, but that's the media for you. I'm expecting to get shunned at any moment (hayfever, not flu).

Burble · 29-04-2009, 11:28

There is real hysteria about it. I went to get my hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser was panicking about it saying that she was really worried as she sees a lot of people who have just come back from holiday.

As she had a cutthroat in her hand at the time I didn't mention that I'd just got back from the US.

Knipples · 29-04-2009, 11:41

not concerned in the least. SARS was meant to kill us all. So was mad cow disease (some might say i've still got that) the only thing that concerns me is my whole family is meant to be going on the holiday of a lifetime (paid for by my late Grandad) to Mexico the last two weeks in July. Mums going to the travel agents today to see what they're advising at the moment, but I am praying its all long gone by then.

Davey_Pitch · 29-04-2009, 11:32

For a laugh you should get on the bus, pretend to talk on your mobile about a recent trip to Mexico, put the phone down, and sneeze. Time how long it takes the bus to empty

Zirax · 29-04-2009, 11:38

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Originally Posted by Burble

There is real hysteria about it. I went to get my hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser was panicking about it saying that she was really worried as she sees a lot of people who have just come back from holiday.

As she had a cutthroat in her hand at the time I didn't mention that I'd just got back from the US.

You should have mentioned it as you were leaving, cough a bit as well.

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Originally Posted by Davey_Pitch

For a laugh you should get on the bus, pretend to talk on your mobile about a recent trip to Mexico, put the phone down, and sneeze. Time how long it takes the bus to empty

Brilliant

I'm off to the chemist in a moment, my symptoms are tiredness, sneezing and generally feeling crap.

Trouble is the chemist know I have hayfever.

29-04-2009, 10:29	#1
Del Lardo Absinthe Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Cambridge Posts: 2,539	Swine Flu Really wish it would just hurry up and kill us all. Not sure what is worse, dying by sneezing your brains out through your nose or this mass hysterical bull****. Personally I think it's a genetically designed disease made by bankers so that we forget that we hate them all and are all going to die in poverty, eating our own skin because they have lost all the worlds money to Nigerian scammers.

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NokkonWud BD Recruitment Officer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Smogville Posts: 3,880	With the arrival of Swine Flu many have come down with a case of Whine Flu. badum tsch __________________

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Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154087 __________________

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Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	This is a great link! __________________

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Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Apparently they've come up with a good oinkment to treat Swine Flu. I'm here all week folks... __________________

29-04-2009, 11:28	#7
Burble Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,826	There is real hysteria about it. I went to get my hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser was panicking about it saying that she was really worried as she sees a lot of people who have just come back from holiday. As she had a cutthroat in her hand at the time I didn't mention that I'd just got back from the US.

29-04-2009, 11:32	#9
Davey_Pitch I iz speshul Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 6,296	For a laugh you should get on the bus, pretend to talk on your mobile about a recent trip to Mexico, put the phone down, and sneeze. Time how long it takes the bus to empty __________________ Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.