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05-05-2009, 20:01 | #1 |
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Six truths of life.
1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize about this. I'm an idiot and I needed company!
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05-05-2009, 20:06 | #2 |
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For shame Feek! I got the same rubbish email from my mum earlier
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05-05-2009, 20:08 | #3 |
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It came in at work today from a guy who's favourite term is "you idiot" and we all wet ourselves laughing
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05-05-2009, 20:12 | #4 |
nipples lol (o)(o)
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And there was me about to post a "Yes I can but thats probably because I have a strange number of teeth due to being a freak born with three sets!" comment............until I kept reading.
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05-05-2009, 21:30 | #5 |
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05-05-2009, 21:45 | #6 |
Do you want to hide in my box?
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05-05-2009, 21:59 | #7 |
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I didn't do it so I am not an idiot?
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05-05-2009, 23:14 | #8 |
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06-05-2009, 11:18 | #9 |
Reverse SuBo
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07-05-2009, 09:09 | #10 |
I iz speshul
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How will he bite you if he's touching his teeth with his tongue?
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. |