Monday Joke

NokkonWud · 08-06-2009, 11:20

A man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde
at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said,
"No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and
brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The man seeing this, said "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
"By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque clears so I'll write
it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds
and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said.

On Monday morning, the jeweller 'phoned the man and said "Sir, there's no
money in that account."
"I know," said the man, "But let me tell you about my weekend!"

leowyatt · 08-06-2009, 11:21

rofles

Will · 08-06-2009, 11:54

That's not a joke, that's genius!

semi-pro waster · 08-06-2009, 12:11

Haha, that's superb.

08-06-2009, 11:20	#1
NokkonWud BD Recruitment Officer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Smogville Posts: 3,880	Monday Joke A man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special." At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The man seeing this, said "We'll take it." The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the man stated, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said. On Monday morning, the jeweller 'phoned the man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account." "I know," said the man, "But let me tell you about my weekend!" __________________

08-06-2009, 11:21	#2
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	rofles __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"

08-06-2009, 11:54	#3
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	That's not a joke, that's genius! __________________ *No No!*

08-06-2009, 12:11	#4
semi-pro waster Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: London Posts: 2,615	Haha, that's superb. __________________ "Your friend is the man that knows all about you, and still likes you." - Elbert Hubbard