100%

[Pheebs]

I just had this email come through from me Pa. Normally I don't really like things like this but this one made me smile


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, its the bull**** and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[Haly]

I like it

[Dymetrie]

I manage to give 103% all the time as no one else understands anything about CCTV networks

[NokkonWud]

I like that a lot.

[Fayshun]

I saw that a long time ago, but it still makes me titter.

[Wryel]

I get more than half of my work done by:

B-L-A-G-G-I-N-G

2-11-1-7-7-9-13-7=57%

[Belmit]

D-E-L-E-G-A-T-I-O-N

4+5+12+5+7+1+20+9+15+14=92%

[Mark]

Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow...

P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-I-O-N

16+18+15+3+18+1+19+20+9+14+1+20+9+15+14= 192%

[Desmo]

So you mean I can put in the maximum amount of effort by sleeping?

Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z.......


AWESOME!!!!

[Mark]

Best not tell Piggymon about that, eh?