Good advice

Stan_Lite · 15-06-2009, 13:41

Please excuse the quality of the photos. They were taken with my compact with the flash and I can't be arsed to get better ones.

I was bored the other night and found myself looking at the fire advice on the back of my Alexandria hotel room door. I noticed there was some helpful advice in the event I am "Unabble" to leave the room.

Good, sound advice I'm sure you'll agree. The parts relevant to this thread have been highlighted in the photo. As you can see, I am advised to fill my bath with water as a precaution. Here is my "Bath":

Once I've filled my "bath", I am to use my waste paper basket to "bail" - presumably to extinguish the fire. Here is my waste paper basket:

If the place goes on fire, I'm dead

Haly · 15-06-2009, 13:45

Yeah you're screwed!

Lomster · 15-06-2009, 13:46

LOL how useless, report that to the manager see what he/she has to say

Stan_Lite · 15-06-2009, 13:48

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Originally Posted by Haly

Yeah you're screwed!

Thanks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lomster

LOL how useless, report that to the manager see what he/she has to say

His English is only slightly better than my Arabic (which is almost non-existent). There's no way I could make him understand what I was meaning

Lomster · 15-06-2009, 13:54

Bah, On the subject of fire...... some kid tried to make a fire yesterday with napkins and a fag butt inside many layers of napkins, me comes along spots it laughs and tell Josh how naughty that kid is and puts it out. silly chav!!!!

Rich_L · 15-06-2009, 16:06

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Originally Posted by Lomster

Bah, On the subject of fire...... some kid tried to make a fire yesterday with napkins and a fag butt inside many layers of napkins, me comes along spots it laughs and tell Josh how naughty that kid is and puts it out. silly chav!!!!

Absolutely, I trust you explained to Josh that to make a proper fire he should have used an accelerant such as petrol or ethanol

Stan_Lite · 15-06-2009, 16:14

Or Thermite

Tak · 15-06-2009, 16:56

My manager just asked if you actually have a chair to break the window?

Mark · 15-06-2009, 17:25

First things first. Does the room have a window?

Stan_Lite · 15-06-2009, 18:36

I have two windows and three chairs actually. The chairs are a bit rickety though so I might need to use the telly to smash the window. The telly's not much use to me anyway cos most of the channels are foreign

15-06-2009, 13:41	#1
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Good advice Please excuse the quality of the photos. They were taken with my compact with the flash and I can't be arsed to get better ones. I was bored the other night and found myself looking at the fire advice on the back of my Alexandria hotel room door. I noticed there was some helpful advice in the event I am "Unabble" to leave the room. Good, sound advice I'm sure you'll agree. The parts relevant to this thread have been highlighted in the photo. As you can see, I am advised to fill my bath with water as a precaution. Here is my "Bath": Once I've filled my "bath", I am to use my waste paper basket to "bail" - presumably to extinguish the fire. Here is my waste paper basket: If the place goes on fire, I'm dead __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

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Haly Do you want to hide in my box? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14,941	Yeah you're screwed! __________________ Halycopter

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Lomster Custom Title Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Fay-Lom mansion Posts: 2,787	LOL how useless, report that to the manager see what he/she has to say __________________

15-06-2009, 13:54	#5
Lomster Custom Title Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Fay-Lom mansion Posts: 2,787	Bah, On the subject of fire...... some kid tried to make a fire yesterday with napkins and a fag butt inside many layers of napkins, me comes along spots it laughs and tell Josh how naughty that kid is and puts it out. silly chav!!!! __________________

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Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Or Thermite __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

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Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	My manager just asked if you actually have a chair to break the window? __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

15-06-2009, 17:25	#9
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	First things first. Does the room have a window?

15-06-2009, 18:36	#10
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	I have two windows and three chairs actually. The chairs are a bit rickety though so I might need to use the telly to smash the window. The telly's not much use to me anyway cos most of the channels are foreign __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...