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I'm Free
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Location: Tyneside
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Child Cruelty ?
OH has two young kids from her first marriage.
Long story short, I have inadvertantly discovered that the TV remote from a small portable TV is compatible with the main TV and when the kids are naughty I hide the portable remote in my pocket and press the off switch while clicking my fingers at the same time. The children thus believe I have magical powers and when they are naughty and the wrestling is on or perhaps Me Too on CBeebies I start clicking my fingers and saying ' Magic. Magic ' The kids then have the fear of whatever in them and behave impeccably as they think I have magical TV switching off powers. Is this child cruelty, reasonable chastisement or downright genius ?
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22-08-2009, 18:35
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The Night Worker
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I scare kids by Levitating, When they see me Hover a couple of inches off the ground they Crap themselves.
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22-08-2009, 18:40
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nipples lol (o)(o)
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Genius!!!
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Genius!
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22-08-2009, 19:17
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The Last Airbender
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It's genius and you know it. So genius in fact than when we have kids, I'm going to get a second remote and do the same myself.
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22-08-2009, 19:45
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Don't forget to tell them that the little red sensor on alarm boxes is Father Christmas's webcam and when the light goes on it means he's watching. That gets the buggers behaving pronto
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22-08-2009, 19:50
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Lara Croft
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OMG ! My Mum used to say that
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23-08-2009, 00:35
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Cruel....
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A bit of all the above
 My favoured method of child control is to play classical music.
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