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Old 25-08-2009, 16:09   #1
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I'm not really thinking straight at the moment but there's something that's annoying me.

Can ducks suck? They kind of... what I would call kerwaffle if I had to name it... yeh. They kerwaffle the water and things. But like can they suck?

And what about blowing? If you put a candle infront of a duck could it blow it out?


I'm being serious too! I'm really confused and need to know!

Please feel free to add more stupid ponders that need answering so I don't feel so silly!
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Old 25-08-2009, 16:16   #2
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Well, ducks respire in a similiar fashion to us but I don't think they have the capacity to manipulate air in the same way we do. We use our mouths, lips and even tongue to force air into a distinct "blow" and "suck". So, no, I think they can't.
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Old 26-08-2009, 00:36   #3
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Well, ducks respire in a similiar fashion to us but I don't think they have the capacity to manipulate air in the same way we do. We use our mouths, lips and even tongue to force air into a distinct "blow" and "suck". So, no, I think they can't.
It's actually our lungs that do the "sucking" and "blowing" by expanding/contracting. Expanding creates a bigger capacity which needs to be filled... which is done by "sucking" air in through our mouth
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Old 27-08-2009, 15:27   #4
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Well, ducks respire in a similiar fashion to us but I don't think they have the capacity to manipulate air in the same way we do.
I'm so sorry - I tried to let this slide, but I'm turning back to teacher mode.

Respiration is not to be confused with breathing. Respiration is a chemical reaction within living cells in order to release energy and therefore is the same in all organisms. It is not the processes of in/exhalation or gas exchange. The confusion arises probably because of "artificial respiration" and other misleading use of the term.

I'm sorry

Oh, and ducks don't "blow".. Actually, there's an MP3 of Donald duck being given a...erm.. <ahem> (maybe by Daisy Duck) now I think of it, from an American chat show
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Old 25-08-2009, 16:29   #5
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I reckon if you squeezed a duck hard enough and quickly enough it would produce a big enough exhalation to blow a flame out. The noise would be comical too.
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Old 25-08-2009, 23:20   #6
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I reckon if you squeezed a duck hard enough and quickly enough it would produce a big enough exhalation to blow a flame out. The noise would be comical too.
My mate used to squeeze his cat Ghengis, if you did it right, he (Ghengis, not Alan) would sound like bagpipes.

Mind you, bagpipes sound like cats being squeezed anyway.
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Old 25-08-2009, 16:47   #7
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A bit like a "quackooooppphhhh!!!!"
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Old 25-08-2009, 17:13   #8
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I think if you had a reeeally small candle then the duck could blow it out, but otherwise no!
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Old 25-08-2009, 17:16   #9
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How about if you had a really big duck?
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Old 25-08-2009, 17:17   #10
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How about if you had a really big duck?
I wouldn't want to squeeze it. I might be daft at times but I'm not completely quackers.
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