Song ideas needed

Garp · 25-09-2006, 08:57

Had a good set last night at the pub, but they've decided to make a few changes to the format of the music evenings, and they're all being 'themed'. Next months..

Humorous songs.

Uhh...
Okay.

"Cows with Guns" it is then. Maybe "The Galaxy Song" by Monty Python?

Any other ideas?

Matblack · 25-09-2006, 09:03

In the Brownies by Billy Conolly
Cats in the Kettle by Weird Al

MB

Belmit · 25-09-2006, 09:34

'Tribute' by Tenacious D!

Edit: Or 'Wonderboy'. Both are great.

Daz · 25-09-2006, 11:54

Bloodhound Gang - Three point one four

Perhaps more vulgar than humorous. Damn funny though, the lyrics are fantastic:

Quote:

No age just aint a gauge I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free american singles only
I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner
Wont have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner

semi-pro waster · 03-10-2006, 22:47

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Originally Posted by Daz

Bloodhound Gang - Three point one four

Or A Lap Dance Is So Much Better If The Stripper Is Crying by the same folks but again possibly less in the way of humour.

Monty Python - The Philosophers Drinking Song is good although short.

Billy Connelly - The Evil Scotsman.

I'm not sure if either of these count either but Jerry Reed - Convoy and Amos Moses both make me smile.

Daz · 03-10-2006, 22:49

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Originally Posted by semi-pro waster

Or A Lap Dance Is So Much Better If The Stripper Is Crying by the same folks but again possibly less in the way of humour

Wouldn't work without an old Casio keyboard

Rich_L · 03-10-2006, 22:50

I like The Wurzels, makes me laugh

(being from Cornwall and all)

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gary.ha...w/wurzels.html

Creature · 25-09-2006, 13:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gilly

Star-Trekking across the Universe. only going forward cos we can't find reverse

Noooo, you git. I've had that in my head for ages and just got rid of it.

BBx · 25-09-2006, 13:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gilly

Star-Trekking across the Universe. only going forward cos we can't find reverse

HA haaha! I have that on a Now album!

... maybe I shouldn't have admitted that

BB x

Flibster · 26-09-2006, 12:54

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Originally Posted by Brighton_Belle

HA haaha! I have that on a Now album!

... maybe I shouldn't have admitted that

BB x

Nothing wrong with that at all.

I've got Arnie and the Terminators - I'll Be Back!

Funny songs though...

Any country song is laughable...but not in the right way
Pee Wee Herman - Shouldn't touch this
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
Tom Lehrer - The Elements Song
Tom Lehrer - New Math
Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango

Aaaah hell - anything form Tom Lehrer, or Flanders and Swann would fit.

Simon/~Flibster

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Rich_L Dr Cocktapuss Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Seven Sizzles Posts: 1,044	I like The Wurzels, makes me laugh (being from Cornwall and all) http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gary.ha...w/wurzels.html __________________