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Old 26-10-2009, 23:03   #1
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Default Getting back together with my ex

Coming up on two years ago I broke up with the love of my life, a young lady called Lizzy. We had been together for nearly 3 years but after a change in jobs she was annoyed that I wasn't seeing her very often and despite this she was still demanding expensive gifts on a regular basis so I decided that enough was enough and we broke up.

From there it was downhill, she was on the market for a month before she ran off with my best friend Graham and each time I saw them together a little piece of me died. Their relationship has been far from smooth and she has cheated on him twice, once with me a year ago when I was up north for a wedding. It felt very strange at the time, I did really enjoy myself but it reopened old wounds that hurt too much and I swore that it would never happen again.


The last few months have been very difficult for them, first she broke her glasses resulting in Graham having to buy her a new pair and then at the end of September she was the victim of a brutal attack that left her needing plastic surgery. The plastic surgery was done last week and was very successful so I was very surprised when she called me on Saturday in tears and told me that Graham was planning on leaving her for another woman called Porsche. This stayed on my mind for the rest of the day and I thought a good nights sleep would help but the whole of Sunday all I could do was think about her and what it felt like to be inside her. Last night I called Graham and had a chat with him, he remains my best friend despite running off with my girl and I offered to help him out of a difficult situation and take her back.

So on 21st November I will be heading up to Newcastle to pick her up, in the mean time Graham has promised to keep her fed and watered. I can hardly wait!




















































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Old 26-10-2009, 23:44   #2
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Men in white coats requested and dispatched to your location. I'm sure you'll be fine.
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Old 27-10-2009, 04:13   #3
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Very well written bravo sir

//Edit: Oh yeah your car ain't bad either bruv
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Old 27-10-2009, 09:41   #4
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Brilliant LOL !

Nice car too !
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Old 27-10-2009, 14:19   #5
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It gets even better, my friend just had a call from a Frenchman asking if he could come up this weekend and buy her.

God knowns what he would have done to her, well known fact that you can't trust the French with a pretty English girl
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Old 27-10-2009, 15:33   #6
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It gets even better, my friend just had a call from a Frenchman asking if he could come up this weekend and buy her.

God knowns what he would have done to her, well known fact that you can't trust the French with a pretty English girl
Probably tried to enlarge her exhaust

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Old 27-10-2009, 16:04   #7
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It gets even better, my friend just had a call from a Frenchman asking if he could come up this weekend and buy her.

God knowns what he would have done to her, well known fact that you can't trust the French with a pretty English girl


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Probably tried to enlarge her exhaust

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Can't help it if stretching happens


So when you getting her back then?
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Old 27-10-2009, 22:03   #8
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Can't help it if stretching happens


So when you getting her back then?

I doubt even you could stretch her exhaust, it's big bore enough already


Top news this evening, was originally going to be heading up on 21st November to pick her up but I am going up to Leeds next Monday for work so will be taking a train journey up to Newcastle instead of a train back to Cambridge
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Old 27-10-2009, 14:22   #9
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That's really nice to get your old car back
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Old 27-10-2009, 21:58   #10
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I had to read that several times to understand it!! (embarassed)
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