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27-10-2009, 11:57 | #1 |
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Would it be possible to take out a dinosaur with a .22?
Now I know this is all theoretical but I had a dream last night where there were a group of us in a hut which was something like a school classroom, but it was elevated. I don't know why it was elevated but it was. Just accept it and move on.
We were being attacked by a dinosaur, I don't know exactly what sort but it was something like this one. Obviously it didn't have writing on it's back! It kept poking it's head through a broken panel in the wall, no more of it than that was coming through and it was trying to get us. Whether it's a vegesaurus or not, I don't care but it certainly seemed to be trying to bite us to oblivion. There was a staircase which led to where my gun cabinet is and the only weapon available was a .22 with lots of ammo. We didn't get as far as actually trying to shoot the dinosaur because I woke up. So, for future reference and I know it's all theoretical but would a .22 be enough to take one of these things down? I expect they have quite a strong skull but surely a few rounds through the eyes would get back to the brain and cause it to flop comically on the floor? Remember kids, this is a dream and I don't intend to go running around the neighbourhood looking for long necked dinosaurs to shoot through the eyes!
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27-10-2009, 12:04 | #2 |
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I reckon so.
But don't some big-arse dinos like this have a "second" brain in their tail because the signals would take too long to get to the brain to be useful? Therefore hypothetically you'ld have to shoot it in the bum too.
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Quote:
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/sub...my/Brain.shtml MB |
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27-10-2009, 12:04 | #4 |
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remember that despite the size these creatures had tiny brains and thick skulls, I doubt anything apart from a direct hit through the eye into the tiny brain would work, I reckon your best bet is to blind it so aim for the eyes anyway.
I believe if one bites you the best thing to do is to stick your finger in its bum, although that may only work for dogs and/ or people with very very long arms! MB |
27-10-2009, 12:05 | #5 |
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We'd have to double team it. Bagsie the gun end.
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29-10-2009, 15:18 | #6 |
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Why would people with long arms be more likely to stop biting you when you put your finger up their bum?
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29-10-2009, 21:42 | #7 |
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I have long arms (a tailor told me when he was measuring me) and I'd stop biting you if you stuck your finger up my bum.
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27-10-2009, 12:06 | #8 |
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Are you suggesting I should stick a dog in the dinosaur's bum?
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27-10-2009, 12:11 | #9 |
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I wasn't but it sounds like a good compromise
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27-10-2009, 12:13 | #10 |
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I still reckon you should shoot the dinosaur in the bum too.
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