Ouch

Garp · 10-12-2009, 22:10

What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney onto a lit fireplace?

My nuts roasting on an open fire..

SCM · 10-12-2009, 22:11

Hands you your coat and i think you know the rest

Mark · 10-12-2009, 22:17

Coat denied. Besides, it's 27C outside.

SCM · 10-12-2009, 22:33

Not 27C here frost already forming on the paths outside.

Mark · 10-12-2009, 23:05

Nope, I wish it was though.

27C in Honolulu though. Yes, I was sad enough to check.

Garp · 11-12-2009, 01:56

Yeah it's a nice pleasant day here. That said I keep finding that I feel cold when waiting for the bus in the morning and it's 18 degrees. I've actually stood there and shivered at that temperature. My blood has got far too thin in year.

Treefrog · 12-12-2009, 01:24

What happened to Santa when he got stuck in the chimney of Mr and Mrs Ball?

He was pulled out by the Balls

Treefrog · 12-12-2009, 01:24

What happened to Santa when he got stuck in the chimney of Mr and Mrs Ball?

He was pulled out by the Balls

Garp · 12-12-2009, 01:37

So bad you had to repeat it twice?

Treefrog · 12-12-2009, 01:46

Hmm, not sure how that happened, it wasn't lagging me out and I didn't hit 'submit' twice or anything.

10-12-2009, 22:10	#1
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	Ouch What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney onto a lit fireplace? My nuts roasting on an open fire.. __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

10-12-2009, 22:11	#2
SCM As endorsed by Mr Black Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hell/Scotland take your pick Posts: 443	Hands you your coat and i think you know the rest __________________ The sun is rising The screams have gone Too many have fallen Few still stand tall Is this the ending of what we've begun? Will we remember what we've done wrong?

10-12-2009, 22:33	#4
SCM As endorsed by Mr Black Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hell/Scotland take your pick Posts: 443	Not 27C here frost already forming on the paths outside. __________________ The sun is rising The screams have gone Too many have fallen Few still stand tall Is this the ending of what we've begun? Will we remember what we've done wrong?

11-12-2009, 01:56	#6
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	Yeah it's a nice pleasant day here. That said I keep finding that I feel cold when waiting for the bus in the morning and it's 18 degrees. I've actually stood there and shivered at that temperature. My blood has got far too thin in year. __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

12-12-2009, 01:24	#7
Treefrog Survivor Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Chell Heath, Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 1,761	What happened to Santa when he got stuck in the chimney of Mr and Mrs Ball? He was pulled out by the Balls __________________ Commit random kindness and senseless acts of beauty

10-12-2009, 22:17	#3
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Coat denied. Besides, it's 27C outside.

10-12-2009, 23:05	#5
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Nope, I wish it was though. 27C in Honolulu though. Yes, I was sad enough to check.

12-12-2009, 01:37	#9
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	So bad you had to repeat it twice? __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

12-12-2009, 01:46	#10
Treefrog Survivor Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Chell Heath, Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 1,761	Hmm, not sure how that happened, it wasn't lagging me out and I didn't hit 'submit' twice or anything. __________________ Commit random kindness and senseless acts of beauty