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21-12-2009, 15:09
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I'm Free
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tyneside
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Member Of Public In Witness Police Corruption Shock.
In a nutshell my notebook went bang and my mam said she would put some money towards a new one which I am on now .... Dell Inspiron Mini ... Lollipop lollipop .... lollilollilollipop .... ba dum dum dum etc.
Anyway, I am in a coffee shop when I get the wedge of me mam and she pushes cash over the table. I didn't have a wallet on me so I got out the warrant card holder and tucked it in there ..... then looked right to see a lady looking at me in disgust. I can only assume she thought I was taking a backhander. Instead of an innocent look I gave my best Roger Moore eyebrow raise and a straight face. I wonder if she will make a complaint as the coffee shop has CCTV. 2 + 2 don't always make 4 folks.
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21-12-2009, 15:27
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The Night Worker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 5,228
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Getting your story sorted Bro, Good idea.
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21-12-2009, 15:50
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Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: North Somerset
Posts: 1,854
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In times like this there's only one real solution...
Lady: *looks in disgust at Von* Von: *takes out ASP*
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