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Old 16-03-2010, 20:28   #1
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Old 16-03-2010, 20:41   #2
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Disappointment++

I was hoping for a flash game.
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Old 16-03-2010, 21:27   #3
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Made me Lol.
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Old 16-03-2010, 23:50   #4
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HaHAHahahaHAHAahAHHaaa!!!! That is soooo funny!!
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Old 16-03-2010, 23:56   #5
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Old 17-03-2010, 08:22   #6
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That's funny, although it has been written as if the guy is wielding some kind of axe.
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Old 17-03-2010, 09:53   #7
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Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
Phew! Imagine how bad that could have been!!!!!

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was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.
Wait. Is she a human or a starship?
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Old 17-03-2010, 23:20   #8
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^^ The evasive action is the best bit
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Old 19-03-2010, 06:28   #9
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Old 20-03-2010, 14:55   #10
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Em told the Nurse I was giving blood to about this story! I was cracked up!
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