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Old 21-12-2010, 22:00   #1
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Old 21-12-2010, 22:02   #2
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Happy Birthday, still a few hours left so I think that makes it ok
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Old 21-12-2010, 22:04   #3
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Happy Birthday Von, hope you're having a great day if you're off, if not that you've collared a suitable amount of ne'er do wells.
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Happy Birthday Crocke...I mean Von.
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Old 22-12-2010, 11:25   #6
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Happy Birthday Crocke...I mean Von.
Thanks Roberta.

All espedrilles gratefully received.
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Old 21-12-2010, 23:36   #7
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Awww Vonny!! Happy birthday. December babies rock x
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Old 22-12-2010, 10:19   #9
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Thanks folks.

Being an officer of the law, you realise that I can't lie.

I am now 27.

As for yesterday, I did spend by anniversaire at work from 7-7 and on that shift I caught a Raffles type jewel thief, recovered a stolen Van Gogh and single handedly foiled a terrorist attack on the Nakatomi building wearing nothing but jeans, a vest and carrying an MP5 that I took off a dead terrorist whom I killed using improvised bolas fashioned made from a silken tie and two paper weights.

After the lead terrorist fell to his death in slow motion, I was met by a squad of CTU armed cops and them lit a cigarette and shouted " YIPPEEKAYAY MOTHER•••••• ".

I was then fined a hundred quid for smoking in a public place and received a police caution for swearing in public and causing harassment, alarm or distress.
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Old 22-12-2010, 10:42   #10
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Thanks folks.

Being an officer of the law, you realise that I can't lie.

I am now 27.

As for yesterday, I did spend by anniversaire at work from 7-7 and on that shift I caught a Raffles type jewel thief, recovered a stolen Van Gogh and single handedly foiled a terrorist attack on the Nakatomi building wearing nothing but jeans, a vest and carrying an MP5 that I took off a dead terrorist whom I killed using improvised bolas fashioned made from a silken tie and two paper weights.

After the lead terrorist fell to his death in slow motion, I was met by a squad of CTU armed cops and them lit a cigarette and shouted " YIPPEEKAYAY MOTHER•••••• ".

I was then fined a hundred quid for smoking in a public place and received a police caution for swearing in public and causing harassment, alarm or distress.
Best bit is, I believe EVERY WORD (except the 27 bit )!!!
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